Provide the ever changing list of how much shit I’ll need to include in the photo to prove their mine. Right now it’s a bottle of ketchup. What else do you want? A card board sign with the date a time? Wait… we already know that won’t be enough. Your fuck buddy Deepthroater will keep on claiming their my “boyfriends” shocks and you’ll jump right on board. Wow… It’s like I’ve been through this exercise before.
Come on you old fuck provide the last and final list of all the shit I need to provide irrefutable proof they are mine. Should I ask the local Judge to sit in the photo holding my shocks? Should I make a sworn statement at the Police Department. Oh damn, I forgot all about the requirement to include my real name and address on my sled registration.
Let me know what you decide. I’ll be sure to get right on it.
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AK440 ·
