I don't need anyone else to actually get covid, the flu, explosive diarrhea etc.
I just need the panic level to be brought up to 11 again.
I need a rat filled cruise ship, serving bat soup with a side of lettuce.
I can then walk around maskless, wearing a wifebeater don't tread on me shirt or some other nonsense, fake coughing up a storm and things just kinda take care of themselves in the antisocial department.
I've asked my better half about gates at the end of the driveway, but she still wants her friends to feel welcome.
It's quite a pickle when you're trying to please everyone.
Lockdowns just absolved me of responsibility. I could simply shrug my shoulders and say "watcha gonna do"?
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Voodoo ·
