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A Text to a Neighbor Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt and hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you. Richard Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Max then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard SECOND TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, Max. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us all.

cheers folks.. my wrecking ball with legs lol boxador boxer/lab mix.hes a hyper fellow.can't keep nothing on the coffee table...he jumps clear over it onto whoevers laying on the couch....ready or not , full tilt lol

Mandy and Maggie. Everyday is dog day here.

Anybody need any wool?

Nytro!

I stuck chubby sized candy canes up my ass for old widows. It paid decent and I was able to buy real gerber products and diapers for my kid.

rylee

cocoa

Boomers grew up doing jobs the younger generations are now too good for. Now they need a college degree to pay for their Starbucks, Prozac, therapy, and sex change hormones. It’s got so bizarre I can’t even look at it anymore.

cocoa and rylee

You got alotta balls to be making statements like that, given your history.

Hard to believe there are still grown adults who think like this.

Our Izzy B. Short for Izabella.

Orange chicken,beef fried lice and egg rolls.

Burgers and hotdogs with some macaroni salad.

Oh fuck, now you did it....

Article says a 1mile span 500ft wide will cost 20 million, also says there are 4000 miles of canal..anyone care to do the math on this quick..

UPS is screaming for workers right now. Good wage, full benefits, for part time as well as full time. Just before I got done we had a part timer retire... 4 hours a day and he walked out with a $4k a month pension. Had fully paid health, dental and vision insurance... and was probably pulling in $30 plus an hour. Anyone with a modicum of drive can make it... it just takes a fucking work ethic that no one seems to have anymore...

Obviously if there was evidence of anything that would have made the story worse than what had already been reported it would have been shared. You must be at serious peace as you are by far the most ignorant poster on this board.

We always tied a blanket or jacket in the middle of the sling. If it broke it wouldn't do the slingshot.

Do you have KFC near you?? or make your own Bowl?? Pittsburgh Steak Salad.

60% blacked out...the other 40% already common knowledge thanks to the "leak". Already proves they are trying to get 45 on a leagal technicalitie instead of criminal intent. Same song and dance on a different day.

Dogs are the best!

Can it say " fuck off cocksucker"?

Biden approval skyrockets - now higher than Trump, Obama, Clinton, Carter, or Reagan David Badash, The New Civil Rights Movement August 26, 2022 President Joe Biden‘s approval rating in the past month has skyrocketed, jumping six points after massive successes in getting his legislative agenda passed. At 44%, Biden’s approval rating is now higher than the approval ratings of Donald Trump (41%), Barack Obama (43%), Bill Clinton (39%), Jimmy Carter (43%), and Ronald Reagan (41%) at this point in their presidencies. The only Presidents who had higher job approval ratings at this point were George W. Bush (65%) and George H.W. Bush (74%), both of whom were engaged in prosecuting wars in the Middle East, and Richard Nixon (55%). Gerald Ford’s was 48% at this point in his presidency, but as an unelected president coming in after the Nixon resignation it’s a difficult comparison to weigh. All the approval ratings above come via Gallup’s Presidential Job Approval Center and are based on the current poll number and time period for that poll. Gallup does not publish weekly presidential job numbers any more, so the Biden figure is for August 1-23, 2022. Other presidential numbers are for the polls closest to that date and week number (around 79-84 weeks in office.) President Biden has every reason to celebrate the huge jump. In recent months he has become a historic president, battling an opposition party fresh off an attempted coup, with a cult–like leader facing possible criminal charges on a variety of potentially unlawful acts, an evenly-divided Senate, a House with only a modest majority, all at a time of nearly unprecedented crises – domestic, international, and worldwide. snip Full article here

Its interesting that person that takes out a student loan and doesn't have the intelligence to figure out how to pay it back gets a government hand out. A person with cancer, heart disease or other major illness gets no help. What's wrong with that picture.

Could help give shelter to a lot of California's homeless too

That's awesome Snake, at age 14 I was logging on a small crew in the summers, not many can say they were swinging a chainsaw at the age of 14 till the age of 19. I made $20 a week which my grandparents gave to me as my pay check. When I and my wife were looking at homes we did not have the down payment to buy one, my grandparents sent down a check to us for $27k with a note saying you earned this money we have been putting it away for you from your logging. We did buy our first house with that money.

No. Grandparents sold farm and retired to Florida. Grandfather lived till he was 96 and grandmother 99.

I worked on my grandparents dairy farm. Slinging bales and cowshit. Didn't get paid fuck all but learned good work ethic.

How many here live in a ghetto? How many blacks? How many spanish? Face it , most here are middle-upper middle class white boys.

I worked nights in a saw mill feeding edgings into a chipper. Was like 13 year old... I raked blueberries... try that for more than a day. Was always ready when hay baling time came around... Picked potatoes.... Oh... not a boomer.

As a boomer I never had the bizarre spending habits of the newer versions of Americans. I hear constant whining from these people about shit that they can’t afford. Like this latest inflationary period. The whiny fucks never had to deal with this before. Well guess what….this is fucking life. You all would’ve killed yourselves had you lived through the early eighties. Or worse yet, the early “70’s. 18% home loans, 20% unemployment, and 14% inflation, and 5 block gas lines to fill your car. Fuck you all. Fucking cry babies.

Grabbed the left by the pussy and hasn’t let go since.

Majority of their expression still revolves around Trump and that big chunk isn't a plan for the American people

Nailed it. The democrats will try anything to suppress voter turnout. If biden was so good, you would think there would be people on this forum bragging about voting for him, but NOPE, not a peep out of anyone saying they voted for the burned out rich white life long politician.

Forgot the vax mandate. Biden (or whoever is actually President) has been a dream for the authoritarian government in charge of all left. It's 2030 - you will own nothing and be happy.

Cool bird. The bird is wishing the bird bath wasn't empty tho ...

Because destroying servers and cell phones is no big deal, right? Fucking dolt.

How much money has been spent abroad, wasted on wars, giving to illegal criminals coming into our country, people who contribute nothing, stolen by politicians and the government. But yeah fuck anybody who works their ass off and wants something nice. Can’t wait to take it away from them.

Its called a loose exotic Pet. Nice Bird tho your buddy should keep it.

Funny. A rational person would recognize the obvious and unprecedented corruption. It ain’t like it’s the first example of it against Trump either.