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Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat Great!' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, Hold on! We ain't Finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little girl.. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter! She's a pretty little ting, too.' Ole got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley Ole, we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!' Ole was flabbergasted by this news! A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena , 'How come we got tree on the first try?' Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?' Ole said, 'Yeah, I do... Uffda! It's a darn good ting I didn't get the WD-40.'3 points
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Wife and I went snowshoeing today behind the house. That's quebec off in the distance.3 points
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That's odd, come to think of it, i've never seen a coffee table's legs come to life...... I'm sorry you're out in left field picking a booger and not paying attention to the game. Dave and I both made it pretty clear the pepper spray was not right. Or should I type it all out in French for ya?3 points
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A friend of mine has 2 tickets to the 2021 Super Bowl in Tampa, both box seats. He paid $21,500 each. They come with a ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, and a $400 bar tab. Also, backstage pass to the winner’s locker room. He didn’t realize when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you’re interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place. It’s at St. Paul’s Church in Orlando at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley. She’s 5’4”, about 115 lbs, and a good cook, too. She loves to fish and hunt. She’ll be the one in the white dress.2 points
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Treated yourself to the stranger before your second White Claw, eh?2 points
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I rank them Chick filet Taco bell Culvers Arby's B k White castel Mc D But really all shit2 points
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A little boy and his dad were walking thru the park and the little boy sees two dogs "going at it" The little boy asked his dad, what are those two dogs doing?? The dad, Their making puppies The Little boy, Oh ok Later that night the little boy walks into mom & dads room and mom & dad are "going at it" The little boy asks what are you and mommy doing?? The dad replies were making you a little brother or sister The little boys replies, roll her over I'd rather have a Puppy..........2 points
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Best trails of the entire season today. Woke up to low single digits and winds gusting over 40 mph. Ended up getting on 202 miles with @X2700. Rode from Tofte and took the state trail south. It was groomed last night and we got to make the first tracks. Splash of gas in Finland and then down the state trail towards Two Harbors. Snow it a little thinner down that way but still good. Went down to the Rustic Inn for some coffee, chili, and wild rice soup to warm up. After lunch we boogied up the state trail in record time. Got to the turnoff for the Tomahawk and Trestle but we thought we would try something new. Headed further up the state trail and had dinner at Cascade Lodge. The place was empty but we were early for dinner. After dinner we hit a few of the Lutsen trails. The upper ones had plenty of snow but a lot less closer to the lake. Making a run up the gunflint tomorrow to Hungry Jack. State trail will be groomed again tonight. Gunflint will be groomed tonight as well. Expressway was done yesterday.2 points
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Only 15? Fuck I restart it again after she shuts off the first time .2 points
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Ripping through a field, went to apply the break for the upcoming road crossing and the brake lever went right to the bar. Squeezed it several times and it came back but it was too late. The ditch and then subsequently the road bent my bars, broke the control box for my headlights and grip warmers and I got some road rash in the left side panel and I cracked the windshield. Then I broke the front grab bar/bumper when I was loading it. I guess I tweaked it and didn't realize it. Could have been worse for sure.2 points
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Can you imagine someone you hate and despise so much, you would literally ruin a country over it. The last thing anyone seems to want to acknowledge is Trump now knowing where a shit ton of the dems bodies are buried. In my opinion... THAT is what it's alllllllll about.1 point
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