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i've taken a vow of celibacy so i don't have to hold my tongue anymore

Wife wanted me to go buy a new table tonight. So I Played her a song.

Bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns from the bilge.

Chernobyl mini series

Batchelor night. Probably wings and beer at the local pub.

You got one of those Jaguar mutha fuckas! My cat gagged up what appeared to be the remains of some type of mole rat yesterday morning and before I could stop the stupid fucker, my dog ate it. There went my delicious morning Swiss roll....which the other dog promptly scooped up. Wtf?!?!! Intellect: Feline > Canine

is than Bhent at jamstock

Wisconsin thing....here ya go!

This Bastid came home with half a fucking turkey and a big gut the other day. Rabbits,snakes,squirrels he gives no fucks. Kill em all.

Settle down crock pot, I'm just trying to ruffle Jammies feathers. This is a Wisconsin thing, keep the Fagtriots out of this.

@Jimmy Snacks

Bernie said that he'll put everyone in health insurance out of business...they can just do nose job claims or something. Real question...who the fuck styles his hair? Stylist: "What can we do for you today, Bernie?" Sell out: "Yeah...just give me the angry, creepy old wonky guy look." Stylist: "So, the regular then?" Sell out: "Yes, use a balloon again to comb it when you are done." Stylist: "How about we try something different like the 'you've got zero chance to win' cut?" Sell out: "What does that look like." Stylist: "Same."

They also liked riding sleds in restricted wilderness area's then claiming they were lost. Watched my old man trade highmarks with Al Sr. at Togwotee in spring of 84 on his Interceptor. Sr. was on turbo 400 or 440 indy. Both short tracks with small lugs (lower geared.....sorry had too). They chatted awhile about sleds and clutching at the bottom of the hill. Very cool.

Back on May 9th, a group of HELL'S ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. Rod, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" Why don't you give ol' Rod here your best last kiss? So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, Rod gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It’s unclear if she jumped or was pushed.

You know how excited Momo gets when you use the term "Packing shit" in a sentence........shame on you.

I remember swimming halfway across Hampton harbor one day trying to retrieve my wave runner . Thankfully , somebody picked me up after about 200 yards when it became glaringly obvious that I wasn't going to catch the fucking thing

LOL!! Reminded me of this shit again! @SSFB

“People kind.” I’ll expect BarbieHand’s half witted muslim tranny queer wannabe private dancer to donate some of Canada’s money to some Chicago foundation for them now. HILARIOUS!!!!!

Hahaha. No. But nothing sounds as cool as a cammed up Big Block idling through the Havasu Channel. Well, twin 1750hp Mercury Dual Cal turbo motors sound a bit better but there are only a few of those running around on any given weekend Our two 5 year old grandkids yesterday at the Channel. We’ve been on the road almost 2 weeks now. One week to go and we head back to AK for the summer.

Got a cat tree. Reinforced the columns and attached a larger base( so I dont have to worry aboot tipping ), one loves the tree . Other still plays in the box

Yes, during the recession I picked it up around 7, dumped in the high 12's.

Trying too hard

Paul groovin'. Neal

As a Democrat you would have to be partially retarded to ever trust a poll again.

brused somthing you are intimately familiar with . odd the black spot over your whole life has not dissipated in over 2 yrs

Yeah , some Marlin Perkins shit

Ford makes the best pickups.

Turn on CNN and then Fox back to back....it's as if the they aren't even reporting on the same stories. Then listen to opinions here and you'll know who watches what.

Sold it for more than I paid for it after using it for 5 years. I think it was a 98 245 Sundowner Four Winns.

Yes, I'll have the two breast combo please, Original.

funny just how overly obsessed the left is with a station they say almost no one watches .

From the various talking heads on sports radio today, they just didn’t show up and got a pants down spanking in the wal mart. Ouch. *What Benny says. That must be tough. What’s it like?

It would be pretty accurate if the fat fuck had a phone in the other hand.

Got it, thank you. And as poo 550 would say " hey, nice package"