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  1. You’d think after the bloodbath Nick Sandman caused you you’d at least step back and say let’s just wait and see what happens but you don’t seem to ever learn. Not sure why you like being a punch line whipping boy here but I guess that’s your business. For somebody that prides himself on having all the answers here you’ve almost never been right.
    5 points
  2. Yep. But like BOHICA said, who in their right mind would let a civilian aircraft take off shortly after you launched a dozen plus missles at another country
    4 points
  3. The difference being Trump is actually getting shit done. Remember that time he went golfing and ended up in Iraq? Neat trick if I do say so myself....
    4 points
  4. there aren't words to describe the shit head. hell even my 84 year old mother who loves everyone and wont say shit if her mouth is full of it will say, if he comes on the TV, 'god i hate that cocksucker'
    3 points
  5. It’s clearly on you for your racism to japs
    3 points
  6. Just when you think the TDS sufferers couldn't get any dumber Barb-- "hold my White Claw"
    3 points
  7. Well, for one Trump has donated most if not all of his salary and is getting shit done. It appears Trump deserves more golf outings than Obummer.
    3 points
  8. Today the highway in golden bc was shut down for avalanche control blasting. Sat and looked at kicking horse resort wondering why I did not have my ski gear.
    3 points
  9. How can you drink anything with that bottom lip constantly quivering uncontrollably?
    3 points
  10. Early this morning, while comfortably propped up in bed, peruse of the annals of freedomsledder.com on my phone the wife leans over and says: I left a list last night of things that need taking care of. I pry my eyes away from the exceptionally engaging whit and reporte of the posts and meet her eyes. She has the cute sheepish smile and flutter of the eye lashes that exude that oh so famous come hither and fondle me look. Well ya buddy! No dice. I am given the bait and switcharoo. If you get the list done, I'll make it worth your while tonight she says, with the proper sultry and sappy voice. Checklist, not a problem! A list as long as Santa's nice list mustn't get in the way of the poontang! I raise the zombie like sex trophies from their beds, get them showered fed and bags packed off for school, hot damn onto that list now! Post office, no problem, Kendra even left the oversize slip left in the mailbox so that the, and FS political junkies will love this, the elderly man who cannot seem to separate Pops Mastel mail with Son Mastel mail can locate the item. He's a part time guy, the post office is open from 12:30 - 2:30 weekdays. Fine I can momentarily endure the post office reception area radio blaring EiB network Rush Limbaugh and the MAGA hat wearing senior citizen mail mixer getting the package. Ice cream - check, but we will leave that for another kick ass cooking episode... Banana bread. What sweet hell is this?? Really, the people who enjoy banana bread are at best one step above Charles Manson on the sanity level, and I happen to be married to one. Sweet fate, I have to bake a loaf of this morally questionable nourishment? Fine, I mean I like sex so... it must be done. At just the opportune moment, DING! message indication on the phone. KM: "You know there is a simple recipe on the bag of ripe bananas for the banana bread right hun?" NM: "What?!?! You are kidding me..." I get off the throne from the morning dookie, and decide I best wash my hands, in case I have to actually do this banana bread thing. I look at the bag of ripe bananas, $1.99! sticker obscures the list of ingredients on the banana nut muffin recipe. Well thank Christ for that! Things could always be worse I remind myself. Nuts and bananas, that's like Harvey Weinstein hanging out at a Jeffery Epstien party. Bag recipe: 8 Tbsp (1 stick) butter, room temp 3/4 c. sugar 2 eggs 1 c. ap flour 1 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp salt 1 cup whole wheat flour 3 large ripe bananas 1 tsp vanilla 1/2 c. shelled walnuts, coarsely chopped (btw what recipe ever calls for walnuts with the shells?) Well, it's a start I guess. I look in the bag and there are eight of the largest bananas I have ever seen. All blackened up like a literal bag of BBCs... So eight, eight is the number in this case to the age old question of dicks in a bag. Sweet Christ again! My wife bought a bag of Ron Jeremys! Well this recipe will never hold up to that train of bananas. It's fucked! Modifications must be made. Lets start off by going with 1 c. butter room temp 1 c. Crisco room temp 1 1/2 c. sugar 1/2 c. brown sugar (see Moto, not all white folk are racist!) I like the molasses taste that the brown sugar adds. You can substitute 1:1 white to brown to your own liking. 4 c. flour 2 1/2 tsp baking soda 1 tsp salt 6 shlong bananas 2 tsp vanilla Damn the walnuts, DAMN THEM! I mixed all the dry ingredients together first, then added the wets. I used the paddle attachment on the Kitchen-Aid I got the wife for our anniversary. That worked out well it seems... (roll eyes) So I make a mess when I bake, it's for a good cause in the end! Also we need a little something to obscure the actual taste of the bananas. Oat crumble. That'll do it, and give the top a nice look too! Move over Rachael Ray, no need to womansplain a crumble topping to me, I got this shit tight! Crumble topping: 1 c. brown sugar 3/4 c. oats, old fashioned 3/4 c. flour 1 stick butter, cold Mix the drys together well first, I used oversize serving forks. Then chop up the butter into 1 Tbsp chunks and incorporate into the dry mix. Use of hands for mixing is A O.K. good thing I washed earlier... Mix until the crumble stays clumped together and you can squeeze it though your meathooks like... play-dough. Speaking of well endowed, looksee at that thumb! I let the banana bread batter Netflix and chill in the reefer for about 30 minutes while I made the crumble. This should make the loaf a little less dense, it doesn't help me at all though... Pour batter into your loaf pan. Take the turd shaped crumble you made earlier and break it apart over the top of the batter in the loaf pan. Get the oven up to 375 degrees and bake for 45-50 minutes. Stick in your favorite tool, if it comes out moist, you ain't done, she needs to be dry dingus! Do it right and even you might get some nookie, or at least some disgusting banana bread. Neal
    2 points
  11. https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/08/us/jussie-smollett-chicago-google-search-warrant/index.html Illinois judge tells Google to turn over one year of data from Jussie Smollett to special prosecutor
    2 points
  12. Post: Clinton, his sex slave, and the provider/handler all in one picture boarding a known pedophile’s plane..... Reaction: But Drumpf..... Sweet fuck some of you have zero ability in using discernment. Idiots.
    2 points
  13. Brisket tacos for lunch. Delicious. Bhen is a Phaggit!
    2 points
  14. Yeah the timing was just really bad. Not like this hasn't happened before.....the US included.
    2 points
  15. What country would allow civilian aircraft to depart essentially minutes after you just launched a bunch of missles at another country??? they have no idea what they are doing across that entire country. the military and leadership of Iran was/is freaked the fuck out and sitting on a hair trigger. They took this plane down. their people are extremely upset at their government and are headed for a civil war.
    2 points
  16. Really sorry for your loss odot, hard thing to go through. https://kingstonhumanesociety.ca/goodbye-to-one-of-the-biggest-paws/ As you can imagine, the entire staff of the KHS was devastated to hear the news. Sean and Rupert helped hundreds of dogs during their journey together and set a standard of care and compassion not easily surpassed. We are proud to have played a role in Rupert’s life and prouder still of the work the two of them did to promote animal welfare in our community. In recognition of the significant amount of donations Sean and Rupert raised over ten years at Big Paws, we’re re-naming the award for most Big Paws pledges in Rupert’s honour. From this point forward, The Rupert Award will be given to the individual who raises the most in pledges for the annual KHS Big Paws walk. We’ll miss you Rupert but your legacy of strength, tenacity and courage will last for a very long time. Rest easy big fella. – Gord Hunter, Executive Director
    2 points
  17. Week from today I'll be up in Brimley MI with my vintage 2010.5 and a week after that I'll be on Houghton Lake for Tip Up Town races with my antique 1998. If I had a brand new machine I'd be itching to ride that bitch every weekend. Hyfax and carbides are easy to change
    2 points
  18. Good! Fuckin pussy ass little cunts like Reza Asian need to pay
    2 points
  19. I really don't care about the imminent threat. This was a very bad dude who has done terrible things against more than just American's. His past is enough for me to predict future actions. Now you can argue whether or not we should have captured him and put him on trial or in GB but removing him from society in one way or another was justified. Just look at what the coward was doing in Palestine. Give those people weapons that in no way shape or form change that conflict yet he knew Israel would defend itself and kill those launching rocket attacks. He likely provided funding and weapons for suicide bombers. He was a piece of shit who deserved to die like a pig.
    2 points
  20. Pathological liars and blatant hypocrites like you are not.
    2 points
  21. Holy shit...you are an absolute imbecile. TDS and Dunning Kruger will eventually cause your paralysis and eventual death. We’ll all have a moment of silence......after a long period of uncontrollable laughter.
    2 points
  22. You should definitely pic Biden in the primary as he has been on the wrong side of foreign policy for most of his career which should dove tail perfectly with your predictions so far. Iran has been more than happy to fight battles that cost the lives of many Palestinians or Syrians but leave little or no repercussions for Iran it self. I think the Iranians are going to be more measured in the future.
    2 points
  23. He wasn't in a shopping mall parking lot so you wouldn't have been able to do jack shit Paul Blart.
    2 points
  24. Memories that popped up on social media from years back lol
    2 points
  25. show me a link ASSHOLE
    2 points
  26. Staying on subject is very hard for you. Might want to get that checked out.
    2 points
  27. You have a real boner for Lindsey. I think you want to bone him
    2 points
  28. You’re a consistent supply of blatant hypocrisy, arrogance and outright stupidity.
    2 points
  29. I’m giddy! Watching you retards squirm with your heaping truckloads of failures is just something I can’t help but giggle about all day long. One epic failure after another with attempted covering talking points and narrative shifts that are so unbelievably spurious and completely off the charts disingenious, well....how can anyone with a brain not enjoy the entire liberal fascist movement imploding all over itself....with no chance of recovery. Nice leadership. Nice impeachment.
    2 points
  30. What were his alternatives? Stand stoned faced, appearing to see right thru the guy? Give him a look that could be perceived as PROVOCATIVE? Or put a smile on your face and just suck it up? That kid did exactly what every parent hoped their kid would do under the circumstances. Any parent who is honest. So smack the smirky twat if you get off on that kind of thing.
    2 points
  31. Count me as a supporter from the git go. I hope these kids get $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    2 points
  32. “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”
    2 points
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