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You fucking retards

My 39y/o cousin got so drunk he peed the bed, his wife is NOT happy. I think it's hilarious!

I'd rather buy the sled. LOL

Honestly this guy is kinda how I picture you. Big, dumb, slight speech impediment, definitely has an odd personality. It wouldn't surprise me to learn this guy gives handjobs behind the local sub shop!

It’s a drag race. Dummy, you aren’t traveling 103.5mph against 0mph for one second. Talk about dumb.

By 9am on January 1st 2020 Pants Shitter is already awake and complaining...........Shocker!

Fuck Iran....let the joos deal with them. It could cost him the election if he attacks prior to it.

Went over to the neighbors for Nye and this bitch is so obnoxious drunk I fucking left. I can't deal with that. Left the wife there.

It matters for sure. If two vehicles run the same ET then ET doesn't matter. I drag raced competitively from 1982 to 2010. I made hundreds of passes per year down the track. 5.92@227 is my best pass. I made over 100 passes above 200 mph.

A few more pics of the bad conditions in the UP. These were taken before the big dump.

Just take the individual bets or shut the fuck up already you little cunt FFS

2019 was a great year! I retired Aug 1st, my son graduated and is now attending college, my wife retained her job at GM and my nephew got married. I know there is more but all in all, 2019 was a great year for my family and me.

Ok boomer

He’d make a perfect democrat presidential candidate.

Sounds like your wife is really good at picking winners

Saw this posted on the Ontario sled forum on Facebook.

Happy New Year to all

I've only totalled 2 sleds in my life

Well...... less than you’d think lol. I married the owner’s daughter

Funny, when you posted the link to that restaurant I just had to look at the menu. THen said " Id prolly go with the scallops "

just pick one of the MANY people that jumped at your offer of a bet. FFS like i posted a few pages back, i am in. and here ya go. if i'm betting ya i will do the FS donation if i lose and you do the same. i think that way we will see if there is a monetary bum/coward in the thread. prefer to spend your money, this coming november, on MAGA hats or something, but.... so put names in a hat and take the fucking bet you started.

Wife, son and I went out to a nice dinner. I had scallops. Then we went home and watched Some stand up Comedy on Netflix. Bert kreischer and jo koy. Funny af. Laughed our asses off.

Sucks I have to head home today.

No. I honestly believe you are a DOUCHE BAG that should go to a country that lives by your "ideals" rather than in a country like the USA that lets you spew your bullshit, American hating crap, without putting you in prison or shooting you in the fucking head. I'm not sure if you are a fucking snowflake or just a wanna be socialist, but I'm pretty sure you are a POS, waste of oxygen and water, that should take his BS somewhere other than a meme thread that is supposed to be light hearted and humorous. Oh, BTW, I am not a "boomer" like you attempted to label me as in your (yet another stupid) post above. I own two successful and growing businesses that I personally started, and run myself, because lazy "entitled" asses like you can't/won't understand the effort it takes to make it on your own... Oh, I also have health issues that I easily could have used to qualify for full SS disability if I was a lazy POS, and never have to work a day in my life, but I have more self respect than that. Sorry for the rant to everyone else besides noggin....now, back to funny It's almost 2020, I am 54 years old and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where the beef is...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...what does the fox say... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going, why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me.🤣😂🤣😂 Love y'all! Happy New Years!!

For @Momorider

Fucking A, take this shit somewhere else.

Happy New Year momo. PS. New Years on the ship was on another lever. So bad ass.

The Democrats will fix this AGAIN.

10-4.

Nobody wants to hear your shitty twin with a can. triple pipes on the other hand...

niiiiiice. and he is out on the interweb saying this. he does this because he knows you can not be sued for defamation or slander if you are stating facts.

Rich Daley knows his shit shop is 20mins from me

Got about 800 miles for the season and it's still December.