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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.' Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.' 'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife.. 'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher. ______________

Fuck off you piece of shit

Still a good base in Derby VT.

We have fucked the dog everywhere and shouldnt be in any of those places. US tax payers are funding a humanitarian crisis in the middle east that has been going about as poorly as it could be for everyone involved and throughout Europe and Africa too. We are not at war with any of these countries and this is not within the scope of duties for our military to interfere and over throw govts with whom we do not have a declaration of war or do not pose a threat to us. When are Americans going to fucking wise up and demand and end to this incompetent fuckery? My guess is never.

What a stupid comment, the problem isn't winning a war or just beating the fuck out of someone.............it's the occupation of land people don't want us on.

Damn right! Otherwise you have to listed to young hoe ramblings about wanting to be a dental hygienist and their cat named Frank... Best to just nut and pass out.

not mine, but i had one just like it in high school

My first car was a 1971 nova SS. Not nearly as good as my 1969 that I have now

Oh man you pulled your last tooth?

chicken cordon bleu, rice and a salad.

305 long gone.

Great movie.

Hollywood Knights is another great classic car movie and is funny as fuck.

I think we’re all about tired of the UAW and the auto manus singing the blues. Bailing any of them out, along with the banks and anyone and everyone that cried for money was a HUGE MISTAKE and set a horrible precedent. Fix yourselves or die. Bye. Weird how that statement works for ALL of the Middle East also.

Fine!

Just took him for a ride and went through the car wash. The guys drying the car off really wears him out. he thinks the car is under full attack.

I’m not sure what your title is, but you definitely hold some distinctions. Definitely not afraid to make a fool out of yourself.

Tom maybe, you not. I couldn’t imagine being here as often as you. Christ I get mad when I’m in here a little over vacations. If I was retired I could think of many other things to be doing. Not you though. You can barely take a shit without it, and then have to tell your friends about its texture and color

Like or hate McCain, it doesn't show well for the President to regularly bad mouth him. Just shows poor taste when already displays more than enough of that.

My 1st car was a 76 VW bug in lime green. One time the throttle linkage broke on the peddle. A buddy that was with me clipped some vise grips on it and gave it the gas when I told him to so we could get home

My high school ride was one of these.

Watched thunderbolt & light foot yesterday on Netflix . like that movie, great cast. a young, smoking hot, daisy Duke makes a small appearance

I love that movie...Newbomb Turk FTW!

Watching American graffiti right now McKenzie Philips’s first movie

63° cloudy and overcast in Ft. Myers today. Back to the real world tomorrow I think.

Which FSCE member is this?

I think she can do it.

Ya, thought Larson would have run better. I'm amazed at how well Kurt Busch is running at Ganassi. Other than crashing at Daytona, he hasn't finished worse than 7th the last 4 races. You'd think there would have been a period of adjustment.

Its proof on many things liberals just take the opposite position of conservatives. They don't look at things for what they are....at all. Literally how it is. Conservatives: We have to have an open and honest discussion about Islam Liberals: That's racist. Cons: Religion is not a race. Lib: They are misunderstood Cons: They kill homosexuals. Libs: They haven't learned to love them yet. Cons: They massively suppress the rights of women. A women is raped and she gets stoned. Libs: We must respect their values. Cons: How about Christians and the Jewish, we must respect theirs. Libs: Fuck them, they all should die.

gotta love when no-news watching clowns call out lack of news. maybe if you paid attention once in awhile, dumb dave, instead of looking like a moron in here 24/7? https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/27/world/asia/philippines-jolo-cathedral-bombing.html https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/01/26/bombs-target-cathedral-southern-philippines-least-19-dead/2693439002/ https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/19-dead-bombs-target-cathedral-southern-philippines-n963226 https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/27/asia/philippines-church-explosion/index.html

Cherry cheescake is my favorite!

If you were a motorcycle you'd be all chrome and some bad ass flames with a 32cc engine that ran on queefs

Trumps fault......AGAIN!!!!1111

Lol!

Cup of sweet & sour cabbage soup followed by corned beer, cabbage, carrots & potatoes. Ended with NY style cheesecake.