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homely looking sled

You can't have that in your avatar until it's official, that's like carrying around a picture of a hot chick in your wallet that you think is your girlfriend.

Good to have all the battle hardened combat vets to set us all straight.

there are far more shitty tenants than shitty landlords

Great idea. Now lets get those business resumption plans dialed in so we can get things moving again in a couple of weeks.

In she goes. I'm a one man show so it was about an hour struggle to get it in there. Not too bad really other than the boom on my hoist is too short.

Analer is not corporations....he’s just Analer. Corporations don’t let me park rusty Chevy trucks that leak oil on their driveway

Have a good look folks ^^^^ This is America

They should have a big money bazooka at Trump rallies like the ones they use to shoot T shirts in the the stands at baseball games and shit. Put like capsules with $10k in them and shoot them at people. MAGA!

Poor Derpbroski The procross is so bad it even sent Vince out the door

I'm guessing she likes how the big nose tickles the balloon knot when they 69

I don't want to hear complaints but let me start a complaint thread!!!!!

I hope you got the clear windshield, no way you'll see over a medium height.

Post your address I’ll send a urine sample.

It’s my 40th bday. No bars to go to. Wife cooked me a nice dinner and we dumped the kid who went willingly to avoid watching mom and dad play kissy face Not the best bday but I’ll take it Never thought I’d see 40 Happy bday to me

And now.... military experts!!!!!

That's too bad! Maybe the closet fag could get aids and die

Finished my gauge bench.

Is AMG really your workout partner?

I'd rather just make my meager living and pay my meager bills and enjoy life.

Max out all of your loans, take a loan on your 401k, max out all of your credit cards and hide the cash in a crypo wallet. Then file bankruptcy. Divorce your wife and each of you apply for welfare and public housing, food stamps, medicare, etc.. Get a job working for cash, bar tender or start your own business for cash. #winning!

The recession has hit everybody really hard. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Massive snowflake post right here ^^^

Fuckoff. You never wished me one and now I'm grateful you didn't You don't call or text unless I start the conversation I'm sick of waiting and wondering when Glad I never set a reminder Bye

Finally got the steering pump from buddy. Fbody lines grafted to the factory 78 lines easy.

Happy Birthday, Bennyboy.

because you'll answer the door with a boner?

Let’s hope YOU’RE not.

You can send your $1200 to a family here illegally and really help them out. Or, gonna just fix up your beemer instead?

Now picture it green and it's a 2021 procross.

Just like the moon shot was a crock of shit

I still have lots of Cat's, I just wanted something new for next year and I really like how Polaris let's you build what you want with the snow check And the VR 1 isn't my first Poo, that would be the General.

It seems like every year I have to start my own bday thread. Every car dealership I’ve bought a car from sends me an email Every broker i ever got a mortgage through sends me an email i got 409 texts today but the people I care about most right here on the internet never say a thing until I remind them I think I might need to see a shrink due to the damage done by this neglect