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@Kivalo, were you out and about this weekend???

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation. The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." I don’t have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I’m just very wise. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would’ve put them on my knees. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet. Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway? Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At my age “Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. Actually, I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I don’t have acne. Life is great.

This isn't news or a shock to anyone paying attention. Remember Obama was emailing Hillary on her private server and that is tha main reason she was let off.

Lol ,, you'll have to go to mexico and get them

Well he's more successful in busienss than your hero Trump so he will prob figure out how to make it work.

Same here, Local slaughterhouse.

Diversity is our strength you know.

Slinger was right after all

Betakev prolly shot that skinny kid in the eat the pussy video thinking it was really Dave!!!111

toronto is a near third world shithole!!! every other canadian hates the fucking place.

A sexy woman is sexy whether she has tattoo's or not. Personally I kind of like it as its an indication they like to be poked.

I'd be willing to disappoint her for the team in this instance.

I bet she heads up the local antifa chapter

Hes just trying to get Woolards blood flowing.

Trumps net worth would have been higher had he just invested daddy's money in the market. I'd guess his real net worth considering the Trump exaggeration factors barely at a billion and falling as he's destroyed the name with half the population and the hilljacks who cheer his every move aren't the demographic that built the RE empire

If there is one person here who nobody believes, it's you. Own it bitch.

I was on vacation Wednesday thru Friday and then busy on Friday night and Saturday with family. What did everyone do this weekend? I was on a golf trip in the later part of the week. Details in the next post.

I stood at that funny looking red thing waiting for the ball washer to show up. She never did.

My SIL left a bag in my car once, and I looked inside because I didn’t know whose it was. There were these pads in there that basically go under the bra to hide the enormous nips these girls have. I asked her if they were hers and she got all embarrassed. “You know what those are for, you're wife has the same problem I do”.

OMG perfect!

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homer fir sure

Couple racks of ribs and a whole loin. One st louis style , one baby back

Ummm...

Youre an idiot!

Surrounded I tells ya! I find them incredibly slinky plus it makes the marginally hot ones very dirty hot. 🤩

Yah.....sign up to be a paid mercenary and possibly be required to commit unspeakable atrocities and we'll give you free college. Shove that bullshit right up your retarded low IQ faggot asses. Fucking retards

Poor MC.

1. Jeep Cherokee (Belvidere, Ill.) 2. Honda Odyssey (Lincoln, Ala.) 3. Honda Ridgeline (Lincoln, Ala.) 4. Ford Taurus (Chicago) 5. Chevrolet Volt (Detroit) 6. Honda Pilot (Lincoln, Ala.) 7. Acura MDX (East Liberty, Ohio) 8. Ford Explorer (Chicago) 9. Ford F-150 (Claycomo, Mo., and Dearborn, Mich.) 10. Chevrolet Corvette (Bowling Green, Ky.) Too lazy to copy over a simple list. SMH, typical lazy liberal.

Not one of you sees something bobbling around in Michelles pants??

Another cool story... Ill relax by my fire while you let mum tuck you in.

Cool story. You have zero cred... You live in your parents basement and your mother still cooks for you.

Got back from my golf trip last night. Hell of a good time with a great group of guys. 72 holes of golf. Two rounds on the Dunes course and two on the Pines Course.  Plenty of drinks and Cigars were had as well as fantastic food. The Prairie Club really does it right. It's first class service with the rural Nebraska charm. Cell phones are worthless on the course because there's no service, which is fine by me. They have a gentlemen by the name of Tom Denham who is from Edinburgh, Scotland. Tom is 72 years old and has been playing the bagpipes at the Prairie Club for the last 9 years. This is his last year. Here's a video of Tom playing on Wednesday night. Tom was a very pleasant guy to talk to. We spent about a half hour talking about The Prairie Club, Scotland, the Open Championship and golf in general. Tom is an accomplished golfer with a low handicap. On the golf course, my driver was hurting me like usual but when I had it together I was able to put up some really good scores. I had 4 birdies in the morning round on the first day. My lag putting in that round was the best it has ever been which was pretty important on greens that average 14,000 sq ft. Course was 6981 yards and 72.6/127 rating. I shot 81. The Dunes course is a masterpiece of golf architecture designed by Tom Lehman. You will use every club in the bag. The Fairways and greens are massive but the slopes and bunkers as well as the speed of the greens makes for a tough test. The Pines Course runs along a canyon and obviously has more trees, given the name. It's more demanding off the tee but is much less impressive from an architecture standpoint than the Dunes. I have never seen a course with a better variety of holes than the Dunes. People are pretty split though on which course is better. Another great thing about the place is that it doesn't get alot of play since it's in such a rural area and it's a first class resort. Tee times are 10 minutes apart and you feel like you have the entire place to yourself. Its 236 miles from my door and we'll worth the visit. This was the second time for me. Hoping to go back every year in the future.