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Not a Meme, but still funny as hell! My sister (attorney) has a client who worked for Tesla Motors. He was on a platform when some shit he was getting gave way and he fell 34 feet to the concrete. He did bounce off a beam that was 12 feet off the ground that probably saved his life. The doctors thought he was going to die, but he didn't. His parents are local and know my sister and wanted her to represent him in the insurance claim. He got pretty fucked up. Now the funny part.. They were doing his deposition at an attorney's office in the Detroit area who had video conferencing capabilities as the attorney for the insurance company is in California. Apparently the Ca. attorney didn't realize it was a two way visual conference. A little into the dep, his secretary comes into the room and they start some heavy petting. Before long he starts sucking her tit! There were 7 people in the Michigan office and the CA attorney had no idea he was on camera! He looked up when he was on her tit at the screen and probably noticed the look on the faces of the attorneys in the shot from Detroit. He stopped and casually waked over and turned off the camera at his location.

ANd then we saw a dog and it barked.

I don't see any resemblance to a horse, unlike what you see here.

You know it's a cat right?? That's what cats do.. Don't you claim to have a high IQ??

America has a constitutional right to bear arms. Shall not be infringed. Period.

I loved Bird and Magic as well...Johnny Most almost has a fucking coronary after that foul. 😂

Move along nook troll...

.New Zealand PM Ardern Urges Her Nation To Make Gunman 'Nameless' New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, in her first speech to her nation's Parliament after last week's terrorist attacks on two mosques in Christchurch, said the gunman should be denied the publicity he was seeking. "That's why you will never hear me mention his name," said Ardern. "He is a terrorist, he is a criminal, he is an extremist. But he will, when I speak, be nameless." The alleged shooter had written a 74-page screed promoting his white supremacist views and had livestreamed his attack on the Al Noor mosque in Christchurch. "He may have sought notoriety, but we in New Zealand will give him nothing. Not even his name," she said.

Funny cuz it true. God damn, I love the sun dress.

man on man oralsex rider?

I'm just happy to see Ned Beatty working again.

and she golfs!! She's sneaky sexy

The three involved in the Georgia arrests should have hired lawyers and sued the fuck out of that police department. $5 million or so would go a long ways toward healing the anguish and stress they were subjected to. Fuck those kind of cops.

Closest Trump's ever been to fishing is the fliet-o-fish and McD's.

They are just pissed because they didnt think of it first!

always cool to hear the old timers stories. my grandfather was a POW captured during the battle of the bulge and when he retired was head of his WW2 association so when i would travel with them in elementary and middle school we would visit those guys along our travels which was super cool, stoked my interest in history that i still have to this day

Omar works directly with Cair - which is a branch off the muslim brotherhood - which is a USA designated terrorist association. Enemy within ...

Start and stop every sentence with smiley emojis to make it appear you are happy and not miserable

Gut hooked stupid liberals. Look at this idiotic tweet and the retards like Rev and Tools that think this makes any sense at all. SO, let's break it down! 1.) NO, there has been no "ban on assault weapons". It's lip service from a half-witted PM.....who will settle for minor changes in the law...because that's all the citizens will let her do. 2.) Since when can NZ decide who Austrailia lets immigrate there? Do you retards know that NZ IS NOT AUSTRALIA? 3.) "Publicly shames islamaphobic politicians". WUT? WAT? WHAAAT!?!? 4.) "SOMEBODY SHOULD STOP THE NAZI HOARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dumb fucking liberals. It's time to start the culling.

And if I didn’t, my kid won’t pick it up and eat it like you did FAGGOT!!!!

my wife's gramps Bronko was shot down over Germany. they were floating down over a Nazi training camp and so they were all targets for pop shots . he was shot like 12 times . they tossed him in a pow camp 1/2 dead . a Russian pow doctor operated on him on a picnic table in the yard.no anistsa no after care drugs just a dirty bunk house . he could sort of talk with them being serb so they kept him there for just over 3 yrs . the old timers were deff bad ass that guy put down 3 packs of pall mall a day and still made 78 .his job was a stone mason he taught the trade to inmates at st cloud pen for 20 yrs . and by taught that would be getting inmates to to maintain the wall. before he built most of the fire places in the old homes in bens town

Thanks for posting Vince great story. I was fortunate to hear my uncle tell his story about getting blown out of his gunner seat of his B17. He chuted down into the ocean for 2 days with half his leg shot off before the Nazis picked him up. He was a POW for 2 years before he was released in a prisoner swap. Unfortunately he lost his leg and passed away in 1967.

I’m considering the source. Big. Fail.

Fresh caught walleye.

I already did a while ago My name is Kev144dicksuckedatonetime, and

Thanks....he went quick and at home and without much struggle. Best case scenario and 93 is a hell of a run