Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 Middle School Social Studies Teacher would say “Clear as mud on a rainy day” 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Middle School Social Studies Teacher would say “Clear as mud on a rainy day” 🤔 Slower than molasses on a winters day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Crazier than a shithouse rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 She could suck a golf ball through a mile of garden hose She could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 "hurry up and take your time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Blackstar Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 Working construction for my dad in the 80's. One of his employees would always say "close enough for the girls we go with." I can still hear him saying it with a chuckle. My dad would send people to the truck for tools and he'd say "Quick like a bunny"....lol. My lead guy who worked with him still says it 20 years later. And all my employees laugh when I say "Fuck it, it is what it is". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member ViperGTS/Z1 Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 A day late and a dollar short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01mxz800 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 "raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member ViperGTS/Z1 Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 Bite the bullet Bury the hatchet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member ViperGTS/Z1 Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 Six of one half a dozen of the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoughnut Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Just remember……..it’s always better to poke the hole than stroke the pole my uncle would say that to me and my brothers when we were teenagers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 8 hours ago, Blackstar said: Working construction for my dad in the 80's. One of his employees would always say "close enough for the girls we go with." I can still hear him saying it with a chuckle. My dad would send people to the truck for tools and he'd say "Quick like a bunny"....lol. My lead guy who worked with him still says it 20 years later. And all my employees laugh when I say "Fuck it, it is what it is". "Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest" Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old indy Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 A penny for your thoughts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old indy Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 i was starting out with a small road construction outfit in the 80s ,, when laying out roadways and such i remember hearing "Close enough for government work" a LOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member 800renegaderider Posted November 27, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 Guy I use to work with would say…don’t compromise customize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 9 hours ago, Blackstar said: Working construction for my dad in the 80's. One of his employees would always say "close enough for the girls we go with." I can still hear him saying it with a chuckle. My dad would send people to the truck for tools and he'd say "Quick like a bunny"....lol. My lead guy who worked with him still says it 20 years later. And all my employees laugh when I say "Fuck it, it is what it is". When I worked in Aerospace it was "Close enough for government work" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 What's the difference between Steroid Steve's head and a bucket of rocks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, steve from amherst said: "Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest" Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy Try your best Caulk the rest - - Putty & Paint make it what it ain't.............. Caulking is good up to 1/2" gap anything over a 1/2" use spray foam, carpentry tip #101 from a finish carpenter in one of these vinyl village communities............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 He's so F'n cheap he's tighter than 2 coats of paint with a 1 coat roller He's so F'n cheap he'll squeeze a nickel until the buffalo shits He will trip over a dollar to save a nickel No horse play in shop class What part of NO did you Not understand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 11 hours ago, DriftBusta said: She could suck a golf ball through a mile of garden hose She could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Close only counts in Horseshoes & Hand Grenades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Some great laughs in here Good thread MC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 She's a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and never been nailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sled_Hed Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 She's so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road. Like pissing into the wind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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