A old friend I worked with for years would say when someone asked “where is it”? He would reply….

”Up A Fat Ladies Ass”

lol

Post up an old saying. No politics please.

7 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Middle School Social Studies Teacher would say “Clear as mud on a rainy day” 🤔

Slower than molasses on a winters day

Crazier than a shithouse rat

 

 

She could suck a golf ball through a mile of garden hose

She could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch

 

   

"hurry up and take your time"

Working construction for my dad in the 80's. One of his employees would always say  "close enough for the girls we go with." I can still hear him saying it with a chuckle.

My dad would send people to the truck for tools and he'd say "Quick like a bunny"....lol.  My lead guy who worked with him still says it 20 years later.

And all my employees laugh when I say "Fuck it, it is what it is".

A day late and a dollar short

"raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock"

 

Bite the bullet

Bury the hatchet

Six of one half a dozen of the other

Just remember……..it’s always better to poke the hole than stroke the pole 

 

my uncle would say that to me and my brothers when we were teenagers 

8 hours ago, Blackstar said:

Working construction for my dad in the 80's. One of his employees would always say  "close enough for the girls we go with." I can still hear him saying it with a chuckle.

My dad would send people to the truck for tools and he'd say "Quick like a bunny"....lol.  My lead guy who worked with him still says it 20 years later.

And all my employees laugh when I say "Fuck it, it is what it is".

"Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest"

 

Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy

A penny for your thoughts"      

 i was starting out with a small road construction outfit in the 80s ,, when laying out roadways  and such i remember hearing

"Close enough for government work"            a LOT!   

Guy I use to work with would say…don’t compromise customize 

9 hours ago, Blackstar said:

Working construction for my dad in the 80's. One of his employees would always say  "close enough for the girls we go with." I can still hear him saying it with a chuckle.

My dad would send people to the truck for tools and he'd say "Quick like a bunny"....lol.  My lead guy who worked with him still says it 20 years later.

And all my employees laugh when I say "Fuck it, it is what it is".

When I worked in Aerospace it was "Close enough for government work" lol

What's the difference between Steroid Steve's head and a bucket of rocks?

1 hour ago, steve from amherst said:

"Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest"

 

Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy

Try your best Caulk the rest - - Putty & Paint make it what it ain't.............. 

Caulking is good up to 1/2" gap  anything over a 1/2" use spray foam, carpentry tip #101 from a finish carpenter in one of these vinyl village communities............ 

He's so F'n cheap he's tighter than 2 coats of paint with a 1 coat roller

He's so F'n cheap he'll squeeze a nickel until the buffalo shits

He will trip over a dollar to save a nickel 

No horse play in shop class

What part of NO did you Not understand

 

11 hours ago, DriftBusta said:

 

She could suck a golf ball through a mile of garden hose

She could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch

 

   

 

Close only counts in Horseshoes & Hand Grenades   

Some great laughs in here Good thread MC 

She's a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and never been nailed.

You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

She's so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.

Like pissing into the wind.

 

Lots of snow: asshole deep to a 9 foot Indian.

Fast: hell bent for west.

Tighter than a nun's cunt.