Old sayings……

[Jimmy Snacks]

Middle School Social Studies Teacher would say “Clear as mud on a rainy day” 🤔

[Skidooski]

7 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Middle School Social Studies Teacher would say “Clear as mud on a rainy day” 🤔

Slower than molasses on a winters day

[DriftBusta]

Crazier than a shithouse rat

 

[DriftBusta]

 

She could suck a golf ball through a mile of garden hose

She could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch

 

   

[XCR1250]

"hurry up and take your time"

[Blackstar]

Working construction for my dad in the 80's. One of his employees would always say  "close enough for the girls we go with." I can still hear him saying it with a chuckle.

My dad would send people to the truck for tools and he'd say "Quick like a bunny"....lol.  My lead guy who worked with him still says it 20 years later.

And all my employees laugh when I say "Fuck it, it is what it is".

[ViperGTS/Z1]

A day late and a dollar short

[01mxz800]

"raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock"

 

[ViperGTS/Z1]

Bite the bullet

Bury the hatchet

[ViperGTS/Z1]

Six of one half a dozen of the other

[snoughnut]

Just remember……..it’s always better to poke the hole than stroke the pole 

 

my uncle would say that to me and my brothers when we were teenagers 

[steve from amherst]

8 hours ago, Blackstar said:

Working construction for my dad in the 80's. One of his employees would always say  "close enough for the girls we go with." I can still hear him saying it with a chuckle.

My dad would send people to the truck for tools and he'd say "Quick like a bunny"....lol.  My lead guy who worked with him still says it 20 years later.

And all my employees laugh when I say "Fuck it, it is what it is".

"Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest"

 

Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy

[old indy]

A penny for your thoughts"      

[old indy]

 i was starting out with a small road construction outfit in the 80s ,, when laying out roadways  and such i remember hearing

"Close enough for government work"            a LOT!   

[800renegaderider]

Guy I use to work with would say…don’t compromise customize 

[Skidooski]

9 hours ago, Blackstar said:

Working construction for my dad in the 80's. One of his employees would always say  "close enough for the girls we go with." I can still hear him saying it with a chuckle.

My dad would send people to the truck for tools and he'd say "Quick like a bunny"....lol.  My lead guy who worked with him still says it 20 years later.

And all my employees laugh when I say "Fuck it, it is what it is".

When I worked in Aerospace it was "Close enough for government work" lol

[ArcticCrusher]

What's the difference between Steroid Steve's head and a bucket of rocks?

[Jerry 976]

1 hour ago, steve from amherst said:

"Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest"

 

Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy

Try your best Caulk the rest - - Putty & Paint make it what it ain't.............. 

Caulking is good up to 1/2" gap  anything over a 1/2" use spray foam, carpentry tip #101 from a finish carpenter in one of these vinyl village communities............ 

[Jerry 976]

He's so F'n cheap he's tighter than 2 coats of paint with a 1 coat roller

He's so F'n cheap he'll squeeze a nickel until the buffalo shits

He will trip over a dollar to save a nickel 

No horse play in shop class

What part of NO did you Not understand

 

[Highmark]

11 hours ago, DriftBusta said:

 

She could suck a golf ball through a mile of garden hose

She could suck the chrome off a bumper hitch

 

   

 

[Jerry 976]

Close only counts in Horseshoes & Hand Grenades   

[Guest]

Some great laughs in here Good thread MC 

[Guest]

She's a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and never been nailed.

[Skidooski]

You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

[Sled_Hed]

She's so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.

Like pissing into the wind.