Old sayings……

[Snake]

Lots of snow: asshole deep to a 9 foot Indian.

Fast: hell bent for west.

Tighter than a nun's cunt.

 

[XCR1250]

"differant strokes for differant folks"

[DriftBusta]

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra!

[Jerry 976]

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

 

 

[SnowRider]

Grandma was a tough lady who helped farm  and was ‘big boned’.  She loved to cook and sometimes served 30-50 people.  She had a saying ‘The skinny ones die just like the fat ones’ 

[Jerry 976]

Righty tighty - Lefty loosey................. 

[SnowRider]

Had an old guy I use to play cards with.  Get behind early on the game and he’d always say ‘A dog that shits fast, don’t shit long’ 

[Snake]

So cold it would freeze the balls of a brass monkey.

Brass monkey was a rack to store cannon balls secure on a ship's deck. It would get so cold the brass would warp and the balls would roll off... hence...

[XCR1250]

"sh-t house mouse"

[The One]

Her face is so ugly she would scare the bull dog of a Mack truck !!!

[The One]

She has seen more ass then a toilet seat 

[The One]

Her ass is 4 axe handles wide 

[The One]

She has more chins then a Chinese phone book 

[old indy]

HOLD YOUR WATER!    Go pound sand!                                  Anyone post  =   take a long walk off a short pier. 

[The One]

He is slower than a 7 year itch

[The One]

Wasn't that a dilly 

[The One]

If you could harrow what I plowed in a day you would be a good man !!

[Blackstar]

7 hours ago, steve from amherst said:

"Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest"

 

Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy

 

Ya, my dad again, similar stuff. "Do your best and hire a good painter to hide the rest".

[Guest]

If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she'd be a porcupine.

[Guest]

The wife dropped one today when the kid in the recycle truck had to back up

"If you can't find em , grind em"

I fucking laughed 

[The One]

Just now, HSR said:

If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she'd be a porcupine.

Or a pin cushion LOL 

[Guest]

Just now, The One said:

Or a pin cushion LOL 

The old fella was a trapper so porcupine it was 

[SkisNH]

7 hours ago, steve from amherst said:

"Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest"

 

Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy

Puddy and paint makes you what you ain't..

[The One]

He is so old he saw the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley cup !!!

[Jerry 976]

17 minutes ago, HSR said:

The wife dropped one today when the kid in the recycle truck had to back up

"If you can't find em , grind em"

I fucking laughed 

My dad use to yell I'll take a 1/2 pound since it's freshly ground.............