Snake Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 Lots of snow: asshole deep to a 9 foot Indian. Fast: hell bent for west. Tighter than a nun's cunt. 1 Quote
XCR1250 Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 "differant strokes for differant folks" Quote
DriftBusta Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra! 1 1 Quote
Jerry 976 Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits Quote
Platinum Contributing Member SnowRider Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Posted November 27, 2023 Grandma was a tough lady who helped farm and was ‘big boned’. She loved to cook and sometimes served 30-50 people. She had a saying ‘The skinny ones die just like the fat ones’ 1 Quote
Jerry 976 Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 Righty tighty - Lefty loosey................. Quote
Platinum Contributing Member SnowRider Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Posted November 27, 2023 Had an old guy I use to play cards with. Get behind early on the game and he’d always say ‘A dog that shits fast, don’t shit long’ Quote
Snake Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 So cold it would freeze the balls of a brass monkey. Brass monkey was a rack to store cannon balls secure on a ship's deck. It would get so cold the brass would warp and the balls would roll off... hence... Quote
The One Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 Her face is so ugly she would scare the bull dog of a Mack truck !!! 1 Quote
The One Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 She has seen more ass then a toilet seat 2 Quote
The One Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 She has more chins then a Chinese phone book Quote
old indy Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 HOLD YOUR WATER! Go pound sand! Anyone post = take a long walk off a short pier. Quote
The One Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 If you could harrow what I plowed in a day you would be a good man !! Quote
Platinum Donating Member Blackstar Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Donating Member Posted November 27, 2023 7 hours ago, steve from amherst said: "Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest" Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy Ya, my dad again, similar stuff. "Do your best and hire a good painter to hide the rest". Quote
Guest Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she'd be a porcupine. Quote
Guest Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 The wife dropped one today when the kid in the recycle truck had to back up "If you can't find em , grind em" I fucking laughed Quote
The One Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 Just now, HSR said: If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she'd be a porcupine. Or a pin cushion LOL Quote
Guest Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 Just now, The One said: Or a pin cushion LOL The old fella was a trapper so porcupine it was Quote
SkisNH Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 7 hours ago, steve from amherst said: "Hammer and nails I do my best , paint and puddy will do the rest" Wood glue and puddy is a carpenters buddy Puddy and paint makes you what you ain't.. Quote
The One Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 He is so old he saw the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley cup !!! 1 Quote
Jerry 976 Posted November 27, 2023 Posted November 27, 2023 17 minutes ago, HSR said: The wife dropped one today when the kid in the recycle truck had to back up "If you can't find em , grind em" I fucking laughed My dad use to yell I'll take a 1/2 pound since it's freshly ground............. Quote
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