A old friend I worked with for years would say when someone asked “where is it”? He would reply….

”Up A Fat Ladies Ass”

lol

Post up an old saying. No politics please.

Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

1 hour ago, HSR said:

Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds lol

Pinches pennies so hard the dollars fly away.

Plumber

Hot Is on the left, cold is on the right, Shit rolls down hill, payday is on Friday, wash your hands before you eat & don't chew on your finger nails........ 

your shit is my bread and butter at $125.00 per hour plus parts

That guy is useless as mammory glands on a bull. 

(Because we can't say tits at work any more...)

35 minutes ago, Catalina said:

That guy is useless as mammory glands on a bull. 

(Because we can't say tits at work any more...)

Sounds transphobic.

38 minutes ago, Catalina said:

That guy is useless as mammory glands on a bull. 

(Because we can't say tits at work any more...)

I had a buddy in college who used to say, "my, she has impressive pectoral accoutrements"  (nice tits)   

Marry for money, you can always learn to love.

It's not the face you're fucking it's the fuck you're facing 

 

 

Dad just said... "he's between a shit and a sweat"....

"Colder than a well driller's ass in the Klondike"

"Pile of fries 2 men couldn't shake hands over."

Hotter than 2 rats fucking in a wool sock. 

Man it's hot outside - - It's not the heat it's the humidity 

"I can't race in the snow"  - - - R.I.P. Captain Storm - - 

Ya gotta love me, I insist!!!!!!!!!!!!

" may the flea's of 1000 camels infest your armpits"

" it's raining like a 4 cunted cow pissing on a flat rock"

6 one way, half dozen the other.

34 minutes ago, HSR said:

Ya gotta love me, I insist!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bathroom in a strip club - "Don't bother hovering our crabs can jump 4 feet"

1 hour ago, steve from amherst said:

" it's raining like a 4 cunted cow pissing on a flat rock"

First time I heard that expression was my cousin from northern Maine, with the deep county inflection.  Laughed my ass off.  

Go play in traffic 

"Frank's dank crank stank"

I wouldn’t shit you, you’re my favorite turd