Snake Posted November 29, 2023 Posted November 29, 2023 Louder than 2 skeletons fucking on a tin roof.... Quote
Guest Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades Quote
Sled_Hed Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 1 hour ago, HSR said: Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds lol 1 Quote
Ambush Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 Pinches pennies so hard the dollars fly away. Quote
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 Plumber Hot Is on the left, cold is on the right, Shit rolls down hill, payday is on Friday, wash your hands before you eat & don't chew on your finger nails........ your shit is my bread and butter at $125.00 per hour plus parts 1 Quote
Catalina Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 That guy is useless as mammory glands on a bull. (Because we can't say tits at work any more...) Quote
ArcticCrusher Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 35 minutes ago, Catalina said: That guy is useless as mammory glands on a bull. (Because we can't say tits at work any more...) Sounds transphobic. Quote
DriftBusta Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 38 minutes ago, Catalina said: That guy is useless as mammory glands on a bull. (Because we can't say tits at work any more...) I had a buddy in college who used to say, "my, she has impressive pectoral accoutrements" (nice tits) Quote
akvanden Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 Marry for money, you can always learn to love. Quote
Sled_Hed Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 It's not the face you're fucking it's the fuck you're facing Quote
Snake Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 Dad just said... "he's between a shit and a sweat".... Quote
Snake Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 "Colder than a well driller's ass in the Klondike" Quote
Snake Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 "Pile of fries 2 men couldn't shake hands over." Quote
Cold War Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 Hotter than 2 rats fucking in a wool sock. Quote
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 Man it's hot outside - - It's not the heat it's the humidity Quote
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 "I can't race in the snow" - - - R.I.P. Captain Storm - - Quote
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted November 30, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Posted November 30, 2023 " may the flea's of 1000 camels infest your armpits" Quote
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted November 30, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Posted November 30, 2023 " it's raining like a 4 cunted cow pissing on a flat rock" Quote
Platinum Donating Member Blackstar Posted November 30, 2023 Platinum Donating Member Posted November 30, 2023 6 one way, half dozen the other. Quote
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 34 minutes ago, HSR said: Ya gotta love me, I insist!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Posted November 30, 2023 Bathroom in a strip club - "Don't bother hovering our crabs can jump 4 feet" 1 Quote
DriftBusta Posted December 1, 2023 Posted December 1, 2023 1 hour ago, steve from amherst said: " it's raining like a 4 cunted cow pissing on a flat rock" First time I heard that expression was my cousin from northern Maine, with the deep county inflection. Laughed my ass off. 1 Quote
USA Donating Member Deephaven Posted December 1, 2023 USA Donating Member Posted December 1, 2023 Go play in traffic 1 Quote
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