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A old friend I worked with for years would say when someone asked “where is it”? He would reply….

”Up A Fat Ladies Ass”

lol

Post up an old saying. No politics please.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned :news: 

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First On Race Day

Found Off Road Dead

Found On Road Dead

Fucker Only Runs Downhill 

This is crazy Lol the same family that killed my landlord is now implicated in another shooting :lol: 

same family different person though 

 

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3 minutes ago, Rod said:

This is crazy Lol the same family that killed my landlord is now implicated in another shooting :lol: 

same family different person though 

 

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Wrong thread < works and qualified 

1 minute ago, HSR said:

Wrong thread < works and qualified 

Go back a page I mentioned it previously 

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Just rub some dirt on it you’ll be fine

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27 minutes ago, 800renegaderider said:

Just rub some dirt on it you’ll be fine

Back when I was around 16-17 I worked nights cleaning the local grocery store 

My boss would say the most ridiculous stuff lol

i had an 88 Chevy and it was pretty rusty over the back tires. He was looking at it one night and he asked me what year it was 

I said it’s an 88

he said “oh it’s rusting pretty bad here hey? No big deal just pour some round up on it”

I was dumbfounded and didn’t know what to say but I still use that saying to this day lol

Someone just reminded me of this one :news: 

Don’t start none, wont be none 

Run the numbers

Down 5hp

On the pond

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5 hours ago, HSR said:

On the pond

Flew on the slough. :lol:

My father-in-laws favorite was

 

Can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit. 

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It's not the face you Fuck but rather the Fuck you must face

 

If the front door is painted red enter from the rear

 

Door knob Debbie everyone got to take a turn

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10 hours ago, HSR said:

Down 5hp

Polaris calls me for clutching tips

9 minutes ago, Jerry 976 said:

Polaris calls me for clutching tips

Why do the members saying get better the more fucked in the head they are :lmao:

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Beauty is only a lightswitch away

 

Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

54 minutes ago, Sled_Hed said:

Beauty is only a lightswitch away

 

Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

Couple good ones I haven't heard :bc::lol:

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33 minutes ago, HSR said:

Couple good ones I haven't heard :bc::lol:

When we were about 16 my buddies dad would always tell us that first one when we were going out, right after asking us if we were "getting a wife for a night" :lol:

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4 hours ago, Sled_Hed said:

Beauty is only a lightswitch away

 

Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

Beauty is only skin deep Butttttt Ugly is to the bone

She spends money like shit through a tin horn.

Can't get there from here.

Louder than 2 skeletons fucking on a tin roof....

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