Old sayings……

[Guest]

I'm so hungry I would eat the arsehole out of a menstruating skunk right now.

[Skidooski]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned  

[Jerry 976]

Fixed Or Repaired Daily

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

For Off Road Driving

First On Race Day

[Plissken]

Found Off Road Dead

Found On Road Dead

Fucker Only Runs Downhill 

[Rod]

This is crazy Lol the same family that killed my landlord is now implicated in another shooting  

same family different person though 

 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Rod said:

This is crazy Lol the same family that killed my landlord is now implicated in another shooting  

same family different person though 

 

Wrong thread < works and qualified 

[Rod]

1 minute ago, HSR said:

Wrong thread < works and qualified 

Go back a page I mentioned it previously 

[800renegaderider]

Just rub some dirt on it you’ll be fine

[Sled_Hed]

Hornier than a 2 peckered billy goat

[Rod]

27 minutes ago, 800renegaderider said:

Just rub some dirt on it you’ll be fine

Back when I was around 16-17 I worked nights cleaning the local grocery store 

My boss would say the most ridiculous stuff lol

i had an 88 Chevy and it was pretty rusty over the back tires. He was looking at it one night and he asked me what year it was 

I said it’s an 88

he said “oh it’s rusting pretty bad here hey? No big deal just pour some round up on it”

I was dumbfounded and didn’t know what to say but I still use that saying to this day lol

[Skidooski]

Someone just reminded me of this one  

Don’t start none, wont be none 

[Guest]

Run the numbers

[Guest]

Down 5hp

[Guest]

On the pond

[Sled_Hed]

5 hours ago, HSR said:

On the pond

Flew on the slough. 

[Catalina]

My father-in-laws favorite was

 

Can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit. 

[Jerry 976]

It's not the face you Fuck but rather the Fuck you must face

 

If the front door is painted red enter from the rear

 

Door knob Debbie everyone got to take a turn

[Jerry 976]

10 hours ago, HSR said:

Down 5hp

Polaris calls me for clutching tips

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Jerry 976 said:

Polaris calls me for clutching tips

Why do the members saying get better the more fucked in the head they are 

[Sled_Hed]

Beauty is only a lightswitch away

 

Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

[Guest]

54 minutes ago, Sled_Hed said:

Beauty is only a lightswitch away

 

Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

Couple good ones I haven't heard 

[Sled_Hed]

33 minutes ago, HSR said:

Couple good ones I haven't heard 

When we were about 16 my buddies dad would always tell us that first one when we were going out, right after asking us if we were "getting a wife for a night" 

[Jerry 976]

4 hours ago, Sled_Hed said:

Beauty is only a lightswitch away

 

Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.

Beauty is only skin deep Butttttt Ugly is to the bone

[DriftBusta]

She spends money like shit through a tin horn.

[DriftBusta]

Can't get there from here.