Old sayings……

[Mainecat]

A old friend I worked with for years would say when someone asked “where is it”? He would reply….

”Up A Fat Ladies Ass”

lol

Post up an old saying. No politics please.

[Skidooski]

“You've got more excuses then Carter has liver pills” 

“Your ass sucks buttermilk” 

Things my dad would say 😀

[Cold War]

Play with turds, you get shit on your hands.  

[Rod]

Eenie meeny miney Moe, catch a nigger by the toe 

[Rod]

Actually one of the old sayings that has a lot of truth to it 

“Gotta make hay while the sun is shining”

[Rod]

Strike while the iron is hot 

[Rod]

“He’s a greenhorn”

 

[Jimmy Snacks]

15 minutes ago, Skidooski said:

“You've got more excuses then Carter has liver pills” 

“Your ass sucks buttermilk” 

Things my dad would say 😀

Back in the day I worked summers at the local cement plant and our labor boss used to say the buttermilk thing all the time.😂

We also had a shower room and the old timers would get pissed when we were taking up all the showers..this one old boy would say “ Hurry up you college pukes or I’ll grab you by the short hairs and pull you head out!”😂

[Rod]

2 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Back in the day I worked summers at the local cement plant and our labor boss used to say the buttermilk thing all the time.😂

We also had a shower room and the old timers would get pissed when we were taking up all the showers..this one old boy would say “ Hurry up you college pukes or I’ll grab you by the short hairs and pull you head out!”😂

I’ve literally never heard that buttermilk saying and have no clue what it means lol

[Skidooski]

7 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Back in the day I worked summers at the local cement plant and our labor boss used to say the buttermilk thing all the time.😂

We also had a shower room and the old timers would get pissed when we were taking up all the showers..this one old boy would say “ Hurry up you college pukes or I’ll grab you by the short hairs and pull you head out!”😂

“Grab you by the short hairs” was another 

When I was a teenager he would just say “I have a baseball bat and know where you sleep” 🤣

[EBEAR]

slicker than snake shit on a linolium floor

[Mainecat]

Around here it was

”Your Ass Is Suckin Clam Juice”

 

[DriftBusta]

53 minutes ago, Cold War said:

Play with turds, you get shit on your hands.  

I remind myself of that here on occasion.    We used to say, when we thought someone was bullshitting us, "your mothers ass!".  

[Steve753]

"We made too many wrong mistakes"

"I wish I had an answer to that because imtired of answering that question"

"The future aint what it use to be"

[SkisNH]

The harder you work the luckier you get.

[steve from amherst]

I want more money

 

" and people in hell want Ice water."

[toslow]

Talk to much "Tongue longer than a Mounties boot."

About to get your ass kicked " Rubber factory up your ass"

[Skidooski]

“Up your nose with a rubber hose” 

[Cold War]

48 minutes ago, steve from amherst said:

I want more money

 

" and people in hell want Ice water."

That was always parents favorite. 
 

want me to give you something to cry about?  

[Cold War]

You couldn’t beat a one legged man in ass kicking contest. 

[Guest]

When my friends step dad would lose his shit he would yell

"JESUS AFRICAN MEXICAN CHRIST!!"

That's when we knew to scramble,fast. 

[Guest]

Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

[Guest]

Squeaky wheel gets the grease.

[Guest]

Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions.

Face on her like a dart board.

Her face looks like a half chewed caramel.

Seen nicer teeth on a horse.

I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this 

[Mainecat]

7 minutes ago, HSR said:

Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions.

Face on her like a dart board.

Her face looks like a half chewed caramel.

Seen nicer teeth on a horse.

I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this 

Looks like her face was on fire and they put it out with an axe