A old friend I worked with for years would say when someone asked “where is it”? He would reply….

”Up A Fat Ladies Ass”

lol

Post up an old saying. No politics please.

Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker but sex don't rot your teeth and liver

Hungry enough to eat the south end of a northbound skunk

A good cross thread is better than No thread at all.............. 

 

 

 

Measured it once and cut twice and it was still short......... 

If you don't stop playing with that thing you're going to go blind.

If you guys are going to fight - - fight nice

Cod Nerd

Kill Yourself

25 minutes ago, HSR said:

Cod Nerd

What kind of bird doesn't fly???? An FJ-7 jail bird 

Slicker than cat shit on a linoleum floor

My father’s favorite. You can shit in one hand and want in the other. See which one fills up faster

Shit or get off the pot 

Put that in ur pipe and smoke it 

She had more dicks in her than a police station. 

You could paint a thousand beautiful pictures and never be called an artist. But let one dick brush your lips and you are a cocksucker for life

Avoid hangovers stay drunk......... 

19 hours ago, HSR said:

Cod Nerd

People used to get so mad at Frankie lol

18 minutes ago, Jerry 976 said:

Avoid hangovers stay drunk......... 

A little of the hair that bit ya!

Edited November 28, 20231 yr by DriftBusta

"Well its time to fuck , fight or hold the light!"

5 hours ago, Rod said:

People used to get so mad at Frankie lol

Well Frankie got mad enough to shoot and kill his uncle now his in jail for a long time

3 minutes ago, Jerry 976 said:

Well Frankie got mad enough to shoot and kill his uncle now his in jail for a long time

I am half laughing, half shaking my head at how that kid fucked his life up.

2 minutes ago, DriftBusta said:

I am half laughing, half shaking my head at how that kid fucked his life up.

Yep and agree

1 hour ago, Jerry 976 said:

Well Frankie got mad enough to shoot and kill his uncle now his in jail for a long time

It’s like you’re new to natives 

 A guy here murdered one of my landlords over like $40. shot him and burned his house down 

are they all like that? Absolutely not there’s some great native people that I’ve met 

but the bad ones are just wild 

 

 

I'm so hungry I would eat the arsehole out of a menstruating skunk right now.