Cold War Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 10 minutes ago, HSR said: Slicker than snot on a doorknob. Got a buddy still uses that one . and….not a cunt hair to spare….rarer than hen’s teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 26, 2023 Author Share Posted November 26, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 20 minutes ago, HSR said: Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions. Face on her like a dart board. Her face looks like a half chewed caramel. Seen nicer teeth on a horse. I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this Man some of those old school sayings were terrible lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laborer Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Asked my dad too borrow money for an expensive race bicycle. Told me, "go piss up a rope" translates to no! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkisNH Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, Laborer said: Asked my dad too borrow money for an expensive race bicycle. Told me, "go piss up a rope" translates to no! Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 22 minutes ago, Mainecat said: lol I forgot about up your nose with a rubber hose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsupercat Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Mouth is in drive but your brain is in neutral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Uglier than a bag of smashed assholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member EvilBird Posted November 26, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 "Put that in your pipe and smoke it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member EvilBird Posted November 26, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 That thing is the Cat's Ass. (or Cats pajamas) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member EvilBird Posted November 26, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 Slicker than a Pig in Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member EvilBird Posted November 26, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Skidooski said: “Up your nose with a rubber hose” My Mom says that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 6 minutes ago, EvilBird said: That thing is the Cat's Ass. (or Cats pajamas) Never understood the cats pj’s but still say it because I think it’s funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Loose lips sink ships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 tough as a bag of hammers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Rigid1 Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 I tell my kids when the leave to go somewhere.. Drive fast and take chances 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 27, 2023 Author Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 hours ago, HSR said: Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions. Face on her like a dart board. Her face looks like a half chewed caramel. Seen nicer teeth on a horse. I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this Or a woman who’s rough around the edges…… ”She’s had a lot of hot suppahs” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 11 minutes ago, Rigid1 said: I tell my kids when the leave to go somewhere.. Drive fast and take chances my neighbor always says that too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 She’s built like a brick shit house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 26 minutes ago, Rigid1 said: I tell my kids when the leave to go somewhere.. Drive fast and take chances Always liked that one. Looks good from far, but she's far from good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member 800renegaderider Posted November 27, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 I taught you everything I know and you still don’t know nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 27, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Cold War said: Got a buddy still uses that one . and….not a cunt hair to spare….rarer than hen’s teeth. RCH - Red Cunt Hair as a unit of measurement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Spare the rod and spoil the child. probably not too popular anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Skidooski said: RCH - Red Cunt Hair as a unit of measurement Shave a cunt hair off that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 27, 2023 Author Share Posted November 27, 2023 17 minutes ago, Cold War said: Shave a cunt hair off that. A blonde one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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