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Listen here Jack, we are working on an unbeatable team. Once Ted Kennedy picks up his phone and accepts my VP pick, we'll have a ticket that Ronald Reagan can't possibly beat. First thing we're gonna do is ban all of them AR-57 and AK-13 rifles. Nobody needs 3 clips per magazine. We're gonna save children's lives here. As you can see, nobody has more love for children than I do.

@Woodtick

Sensitivity training and a donation to the Geri curl foundation should put him back in the seat

what about those 20k dupes on old fs you made and used to - people's posts all the time you LIFELESS BASEMENT DWELLING FUCK!!!! i cant believe you did that shit. what kinds of time do u need to take out of your day to log into a dupe and - people's posts and then make 10 more dupes to do the same thing

The Army asked its "soldiers for life" who are trained in medical fields to come back to do battle against the novel coronavirus pandemic. And to date, more than 25,000 have answered the call, officials said. The service first sent out an appeal in late March to retired officers and enlisted soldiers from a targeted set of specialties, asking for volunteers to re-don the uniform and reinforce Army communities thinned by emergency field hospital and personnel deployments to regions hit hardest by the virus. It would ultimately expand the call for volunteers to recently separated soldiers in the Individual Ready Reserve and to "gray-area" soldiers -- Guardsmen and reservists who have completed 20 years but haven't yet met requirements for retirement. The field totaled "approximately 800,000," officials said, meaning that more than 3% of all former soldiers contacted by the Army responded to say they could help. https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/04/10/more-25000-former-soldiers-have-now-volunteered-return-duty.html

Maybe not....

NEW YORK POLICE ATTACKED A JEWISH FUNERAL DERRRRRRR

What's your Total Net Worth Health Insurance plan!!!!!!!!!!!!11

It couldn’t even take out that half dead fuck

How about this guy!!

If you don't know who this is your man card is revoked.

Trump is done.

so funny to see you sucking bernies cock the last few months and now this. Bernie is a complete POS we don't need the Biden endorsement to know this. Guys a fucking leech and a loser.

Fuck Bernie

BECAUSE POLICE ARE ATTACKING JEWS IN BROOKLYN?

thought by the thread title JT was releasing his memoirs.

Man, there are a ton of "got as gift, used twice" smokers for sale on FB marketplace some real good prices too..

“Seeing mostly forensic clients that are all high risk for the virus!” MY FUCKIN HERO!!! Really on the front lines, are ya? Oh my god! Retirement not going as planned I guess. You didn’t make it 3 months in your alone, saddened misery before having to get something to do to take your mind off of your own reality. You must be new at this. Shaking hands is something men do. You shouldn’t worry about it.

Spinner and Pouty have teamed up to become quite the pair!

I think he’s full of it. His predictions were wrong, his models were wrong, his methods are wrong and he’s blaming others for it. He fell apart about it hard the other day in an interview too and his backpedal broke his chain and sprocket. He can go do global warming stuff for a while.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's Corona strategy: The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!” The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter.” The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

Another perspective from Saturday night's sunset.

NowThis... Left wing hatchet outfit. These same people were screaming about Trump imposing a racist travel ban by curtailing flights in from China in that same period they said he "wasted" time. They would have screeched about Trump acting like a dictator if he'd called for the types of shutdowns we've implemented. And if you believe the China numbers for a second you need your head examined.

Hey Lardy the Layabout, how about giving your TDS a break on Easter?

Webba was upta camp one weekend this winter. He's still a fucking riot and good dude. He hasn't ridden with us since I got him stuck on the dark side of the mountain for an hour and a half at sunset. I told him to start digging a snow cave and I think he thought I was serious. I had to promise to never take him off trail again before he agreed to come back up.

“He is looking to bring to justice people who are engaged in abuses if he can show that they were criminal violations, and that’s what the focus is on,” Barr told Fox News’s Laura Ingraham on Thursday. “He’s diligently pursuing it.”

#67,585 right here! CrockPot says 70k gets me a set of steak knives!

Green Mountain. I like the wireless communication and ability to set up cook cycles for time and temp.

Dude! Nobody is saying you can’t stay at home and be scared long after we all get on with the world. I think you’ve been training your whole life for this. You should be ready for it.

Fuck Fauci. It well past time for that clown to go.

Thanks for saving me the trouble. Spin and Lardy McLayabout running around with their hair on fire every chance they get. What would they prefer, have Trump declare war?

Sick of corruption and incompetence and Donny is the cure.

Hey where's all of those Republicans screaming we need to hold China responsible? Trump uses a Jedi mind trick, waves his hand and says, Trump: " Xi says it's all good". Republicans: "Thanks for protecting us, Trump!"

Not any schmuck with a twitter account you happen to agree with.