Snake Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Louder than 2 skeletons fucking on a tin roof.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sled_Hed Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 1 hour ago, HSR said: Shaking like a dog shitting razor blades Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambush Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Pinches pennies so hard the dollars fly away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Plumber Hot Is on the left, cold is on the right, Shit rolls down hill, payday is on Friday, wash your hands before you eat & don't chew on your finger nails........ your shit is my bread and butter at $125.00 per hour plus parts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalina Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 That guy is useless as mammory glands on a bull. (Because we can't say tits at work any more...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 35 minutes ago, Catalina said: That guy is useless as mammory glands on a bull. (Because we can't say tits at work any more...) Sounds transphobic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 38 minutes ago, Catalina said: That guy is useless as mammory glands on a bull. (Because we can't say tits at work any more...) I had a buddy in college who used to say, "my, she has impressive pectoral accoutrements" (nice tits) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akvanden Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Marry for money, you can always learn to love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sled_Hed Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 It's not the face you're fucking it's the fuck you're facing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Dad just said... "he's between a shit and a sweat".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 "Colder than a well driller's ass in the Klondike" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 "Pile of fries 2 men couldn't shake hands over." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Hotter than 2 rats fucking in a wool sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Man it's hot outside - - It's not the heat it's the humidity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 "I can't race in the snow" - - - R.I.P. Captain Storm - - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Ya gotta love me, I insist!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted November 30, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 30, 2023 " may the flea's of 1000 camels infest your armpits" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted November 30, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 30, 2023 " it's raining like a 4 cunted cow pissing on a flat rock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Blackstar Posted November 30, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 30, 2023 6 one way, half dozen the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 34 minutes ago, HSR said: Ya gotta love me, I insist!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Bathroom in a strip club - "Don't bother hovering our crabs can jump 4 feet" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 1 hour ago, steve from amherst said: " it's raining like a 4 cunted cow pissing on a flat rock" First time I heard that expression was my cousin from northern Maine, with the deep county inflection. Laughed my ass off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deephaven Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Go play in traffic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 "Frank's dank crank stank" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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