A old friend I worked with for years would say when someone asked “where is it”? He would reply….

”Up A Fat Ladies Ass”

lol

Post up an old saying. No politics please.

“You've got more excuses then Carter has liver pills” 

“Your ass sucks buttermilk” 

Things my dad would say 😀

Play with turds, you get shit on your hands.  

Eenie meeny miney Moe, catch a nigger by the toe 

Actually one of the old sayings that has a lot of truth to it 

“Gotta make hay while the sun is shining”

Strike while the iron is hot 

“He’s a greenhorn”

 

15 minutes ago, Skidooski said:

“You've got more excuses then Carter has liver pills” 

“Your ass sucks buttermilk” 

Things my dad would say 😀

Back in the day I worked summers at the local cement plant and our labor boss used to say the buttermilk thing all the time.😂

We also had a shower room and the old timers would get pissed when we were taking up all the showers..this one old boy would say “ Hurry up you college pukes or I’ll grab you by the short hairs and pull you head out!”😂

2 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Back in the day I worked summers at the local cement plant and our labor boss used to say the buttermilk thing all the time.😂

We also had a shower room and the old timers would get pissed when we were taking up all the showers..this one old boy would say “ Hurry up you college pukes or I’ll grab you by the short hairs and pull you head out!”😂

I’ve literally never heard that buttermilk saying and have no clue what it means lol

7 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Back in the day I worked summers at the local cement plant and our labor boss used to say the buttermilk thing all the time.😂

We also had a shower room and the old timers would get pissed when we were taking up all the showers..this one old boy would say “ Hurry up you college pukes or I’ll grab you by the short hairs and pull you head out!”😂

“Grab you by the short hairs” was another 

When I was a teenager he would just say “I have a baseball bat and know where you sleep” 🤣

slicker than snake shit on a linolium floor

Around here it was

”Your Ass Is Suckin Clam Juice”

 

53 minutes ago, Cold War said:

Play with turds, you get shit on your hands.  

I remind myself of that here on occasion.    We used to say, when we thought someone was bullshitting us, "your mothers ass!".  

"We made too many wrong mistakes"

"I wish I had an answer to that because imtired of answering that question"

"The future aint what it use to be"

The harder you work the luckier you get.

I want more money

 

" and people in hell want Ice water."

Talk to much "Tongue longer than a Mounties boot."

About to get your ass kicked " Rubber factory up your ass"

“Up your nose with a rubber hose” 

48 minutes ago, steve from amherst said:

I want more money

 

" and people in hell want Ice water."

That was always parents favorite. 
 

want me to give you something to cry about?  

You couldn’t beat a one legged man in ass kicking contest. 

When my friends step dad would lose his shit he would yell

"JESUS AFRICAN MEXICAN CHRIST!!"

That's when we knew to scramble,fast. 

Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

Squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions.

Face on her like a dart board.

Her face looks like a half chewed caramel.

Seen nicer teeth on a horse.

I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this 

7 minutes ago, HSR said:

Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions.

Face on her like a dart board.

Her face looks like a half chewed caramel.

Seen nicer teeth on a horse.

I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this 

Looks like her face was on fire and they put it out with an axe

10 minutes ago, HSR said:

Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

Got a buddy still  uses that one . 
 
and….not a cunt hair to spare….rarer than hen’s teeth.