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  1. View from the patio at a local restaurant in town
    6 points
  2. Picked up my new ride this morning.
    6 points
  3. New reflective pool liner.
    5 points
  4. Bang her in that balloon basket!!! Hang her over the edge!
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  5. I'm having Ben over. So, a small bit of faggotry is being stocked.
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  7. rain at the cabin so watching the wheel lol. only CBS and pbs to pick from .
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  8. DERP DERP DERP.........if it is more complex than a fuse there is no fucking way your dumbass is scratching the surface of understanding........fucking retard
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  9. A fitting couple.
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  10. Crazy fog rolling in. The moon looks like the sun. My dog is a phaygit?
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  12. It is important for men to remember that women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Susan When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Susan to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch each day in the Men's Grill at the Golf Club, so eating out is not an option in the evening. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now, it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done, before she goes to bed. Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two, or even three days. That way, she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn’t hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break, when she was only half-finished mowing the front lawn I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man... I tell her to fix herself a nice big cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Susan. I'm not saying that showing this much patience & consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. EDITOR'S NOTE: Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Susan was arrested and charged with murder... The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club A hole in one, so to speak
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  14. Prepping 6lbs of legs, getting happy in the spiedie sauce hot tub for race day.
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  15. youre a fucking faggot dude.......
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  16. In today’s world, with President Trump getting hit daily, I decided a little Bible Lesson might be appropriate. Remember what Jesus said: 'He will put the sheep on the right and the goats on the left.' (Matthew 25:33). Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. He did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV) He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish. Origin of Left & Right: I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left". By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2(NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen It surely can't get any simpler than that. Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American I Can The last four letters in Republican I Can The last four letters in Democrats Rats End of lesson! Test to follow on November 6, 2018. Remember, November 2018 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
    2 points
  17. "us" You and Rev? No thanks. I'm good. You two go play.
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  18. I think he got drunk and fell in the pool...don't expect an answer anytime soon.
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  19. Oh, we've got proof. Don't worry.
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  20. I tried not to laugh since she was in so much pain. I think it snuck out though! Teaches her to bitch about my trailer all the time
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  21. I've been impressed with the first set of topical I've tried so far. The Girlfriend gets bruises from our dog, or anything like a wind change, and this stuff seems to really help her. She mashed her shin on the trailer hitch the other week that would have left her with a nasty bruise for a week or two but only a few days this time with treatment.
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  22. @Mainecat shit his pants...AGAIN!
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  23. Hell yeah....my skinny buddy did that one year at MIS and ended up getting carted off to the infield care center for 5 bags of IV fluid!
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  26. Just ordered these "on the low" for the GF...SCORE!!!
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  27. Cudney has one...i dont know if you follow him on the book or not...but he will be reviewing his this winter.
    1 point
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