A old friend I worked with for years would say when someone asked “where is it”? He would reply….

”Up A Fat Ladies Ass”

lol

Post up an old saying. No politics please.

 

20 minutes ago, HSR said:

Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions.

Face on her like a dart board.

Her face looks like a half chewed caramel.

Seen nicer teeth on a horse.

I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this 

Man some of those old school sayings were terrible lol

Asked my dad too borrow money for an expensive race bicycle. Told me, "go piss up a rope" translates to no!

7 minutes ago, Laborer said:

Asked my dad too borrow money for an expensive race bicycle. Told me, "go piss up a rope" translates to no!

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining 

22 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

 

lol I forgot about up your nose with a rubber hose 

Mouth is in drive but your brain is in neutral 

Uglier than a bag of smashed assholes

 

 

 

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it"

That thing is the Cat's Ass. (or Cats pajamas) 

Slicker than a Pig in Shit. 

1 hour ago, Skidooski said:

“Up your nose with a rubber hose” 

My Mom says that 

6 minutes ago, EvilBird said:

That thing is the Cat's Ass. (or Cats pajamas) 

Never understood the cats pj’s but still say it because I think it’s funny. 

Loose lips sink ships.

 

tough as a bag of hammers

 

I tell my kids when the leave to go somewhere..

Drive fast and take chances

2 hours ago, HSR said:

Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions.

Face on her like a dart board.

Her face looks like a half chewed caramel.

Seen nicer teeth on a horse.

I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this 

Or a woman who’s rough around the edges……

”She’s had a lot of hot suppahs”

11 minutes ago, Rigid1 said:

I tell my kids when the leave to go somewhere..

Drive fast and take chances

my neighbor always says that too. 

She’s built like a brick shit  house. 

26 minutes ago, Rigid1 said:

I tell my kids when the leave to go somewhere..

Drive fast and take chances

Always liked that one.   

Looks good from far, but she's far from good.

 

I taught you everything I know and you still don’t know nothing. 

2 hours ago, Cold War said:

Got a buddy still  uses that one . 
 
and….not a cunt hair to spare….rarer than hen’s teeth. 

RCH - Red Cunt Hair as a unit of measurement 

Spare the rod and  spoil the child.  
 

probably not too popular anymore. 

2 minutes ago, Skidooski said:

RCH - Red Cunt Hair as a unit of measurement 

Shave a cunt hair off that. 

17 minutes ago, Cold War said:

Shave a cunt hair off that. 

A blonde one!

Middle School Social Studies Teacher would say “Clear as mud on a rainy day” 🤔