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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

The Team Maine crew found some snow in Quebec on Thanksgiving weekend. They even found some groomed trails. Photos from QuebecRider.com

@Sael you suck at memes.

And in the case of 6 month old Dewan......you are not the father!

i do find it odd that many people who hate walmart for destroying local merchants love amazon and walmart gives more locals jobs than amazon every will

Tell me it isn't painful to listen to this guy talk. He sounds like a retard.

First year I went deer hunting(12 years old), the only thing I killed that weekend was 3 skunks. It's pretty fun shooting them with a .243

It had no relevance to the conversation. He had to bring up the only person he knows with any association to the native Americans and it happens to be someone he doesn't like. Is that what you do when you are honoring some ethnic people for their contributions? Holy fake man.

I personally can't wait for President Camacho and a nice refreshing Brawndo. It's what plants crave!!!!!!!1

Again I am not going to stick up for Trump and his poor choice of words for which he seems to be very skilled at. But I am getting some what tired of many of his attackers from both sides of the isle who seem to be oblivious to the hypocrisy that they spew in his direction as if they were white dressed virgins who had never heard nor seen such plain talk. At some point it just is not about Trump but rather the reactions he creates by people who just can't control themselves when it comes to kicking him in the shin.

who said he insulted them? Where did you read that? If I was a man of the code talkers, i'd be more insulted by the phony who "culturally appropriated" my race to gain professional advantage, than a president who actually took the time to give me a forum on national tv.

Oh, I love me some "BIG FUSS"!!!! Watching him work up everyone while leading the "Poo-laider" charge was priceless. I hate PSP for taking him away. Krom and BF showdowns were epic!!!

Everyone wanted DC to change...now they don't understand why they don't recognize what's going on. I don't get it. What did they expect? A smooth transition from an infestation of embeded parasites into a smoother running, less corrupt, more efficient operation? Boggles the mind. Who better than Trump to shake shit up. He's the perfect amount of arrogant repugnancy with ZERO need for any of that shit.

Dude we're you not here when everyday all of the Republicans went batshit over everything Obama did or said? Why were they so upset? Difference is, if nothing else, Obama knew how speak to people and not sound like a mental patient. Trump sounds like a mental patient and it's embarrassing. Seriously, he's a fucking retard.

spot on jesus was wrong listen to ginger jesus instead

What’s awesome is watching liberals go batshit over everything the moron does

NASA's guards at the ice wall stop anyone from falling over!!!!!

i've ridden thousands of miles with the guy on the G4. i was needing parts to get mine together, prob should have cobbled it for one trip then finished it when i got back.

rob and denis who are in the pic live in central maine right near the road leading to quebec city, the lummox lives a bit further south towards portland

Oh i assumed they were from northern maine.

can't believe i passed on going with them and the GGL went. if i had only bought the new sled a bit earlier i'd ahve been ready

I left my house Friday with 6-8 inches of solid base. Bought my sled and brought it home that nite to scraps and a few inches here and there. Rained all day. Figures.

I guess we will just have to wait and see...

Your economic theory and “education” is a joke at levels almost inconceivable. Just do a meme. Thanks Obama!!!! Amirite?

My fucking 56 yr sister calls my father "daddy" even changes her voice when she says it. Makes me want to vomit then choke slam her......

And for some reason Zam can't figure this out.

She just needs to go away.

come on look at all the guys who claim 154/155's run great on trail. 151 is the new 136. what is the new track a 1.5 or 2, dont think they made a 1.75

Yes but golden... More like Spotted Cow..

I took the wife for her 30th b-day to go see her in Vegas a few years back. We were about 5 rows back from the stage and all I can say is WOW. She is one fine looking women

Grandma...is that you? Actually, a buddy of mine that is a die hard Poo guy did. Again....the "cheap sled" thingy is how it's done!!! Tucker needed the release. and Thanks. And the bold is the reason for this epic multi quote! "cheap sled options". Gonna give you some grief on this for a bit. I posted the best I took. Really, kinda all I took. Like I said earlier, I like to participate and watch the races not live my life through my phone like some tin-eared "Perfect Circle" concert groupy faggot. Poor Ben. Looks like he's really busy selling himself on the epic youtube videos of how fast the 850 is!!!!!! Hint for @Arctic Cat Destroyer ; Saddlebags take 15-18 mph off the top end. Can you fit a shovel in yours?

What a game....Argos!!!!!!...what's NFL? Unbelievable . The Grey Cup game never disappoints.

So now you like Polaris better????? Fuck that, Ski doo ftw........ I guess.

Shania is still looking hot!! Not bad for a 52 year old!

No excuse for putting crappy shocks on these sleds with as much as they are charging for them...

a great company I wouldn't necessarily agree- it revolutionized retail but it's decimating traditional retail has repercussions locally that may or may not be worth the money saved but it will take time to figure that out.

Looks like I've got some back reading to do here...I'll get to it. Been busy as shit these last couple of days. Track had some rough spots so I bounced around quite a bit. Sport and Pro-lite racers were looking fucking great. Both have racers that will be moving up soon. Dropping the Pro-open mod sleds down to essentially pro-lite really made it hard to determine who was on the track at times...but, just a couple of minutes of watching and it was clear...those pro guys are just something special to watch. It's man and machine melded into one. Hard to describe how fluid and effortless they look. All OEM's looked pretty well represented out there. If anything, I thought I saw more Doos than last year. Guess they have the "cheap sleds" to try and eek out all the wins. Didn't work though...oh well. Guess just Cat can do that the right way.. @AKIQPilot Fuck...really a great couple of days of racing. Weather was cold but beautiful yesterday. I've never been much of a "shutterbug" but snapped a few yesterday. I don't know and don't give 3 shits what those faggots are doing out west but if a picture has 1000 words, this one's is "gay" and "lame" 1000 times. God damn abortions with no business being on this track. We basically just had to let them crash, fuck and fumble around out there because they had almost no control and if we got on the track to try and help we'd have probably got run the fuck over. 4 strokes just don't belong in SX at any level...and these things...well, they offered us all laughes as they farted along. Not sure what the numbers were last nite but, as usual, it looked like record attendance. The line of people went all the way up to the right into two more sets of packed bleachers. Lodge was standing room only. "SX is dying!!!!!" And look what Santa brought me via a race team! I rolled it over an hour of run time in my yard! And WHEW....this thing is gonna be fun! Fucking stupid, crazy fun! I think Benny TooMany would total it as soon as he plugged in the teather. @f7ben