Guest Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 I'm so hungry I would eat the arsehole out of a menstruating skunk right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 28, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 28, 2023 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Fixed Or Repaired Daily Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge For Off Road Driving First On Race Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plissken Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Found Off Road Dead Found On Road Dead Fucker Only Runs Downhill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 This is crazy Lol the same family that killed my landlord is now implicated in another shooting same family different person though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, Rod said: This is crazy Lol the same family that killed my landlord is now implicated in another shooting same family different person though Wrong thread < works and qualified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 1 minute ago, HSR said: Wrong thread < works and qualified Go back a page I mentioned it previously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member 800renegaderider Posted November 29, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted November 29, 2023 Just rub some dirt on it you’ll be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sled_Hed Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Hornier than a 2 peckered billy goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 27 minutes ago, 800renegaderider said: Just rub some dirt on it you’ll be fine Back when I was around 16-17 I worked nights cleaning the local grocery store My boss would say the most ridiculous stuff lol i had an 88 Chevy and it was pretty rusty over the back tires. He was looking at it one night and he asked me what year it was I said it’s an 88 he said “oh it’s rusting pretty bad here hey? No big deal just pour some round up on it” I was dumbfounded and didn’t know what to say but I still use that saying to this day lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 29, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 29, 2023 Someone just reminded me of this one Don’t start none, wont be none Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Run the numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Down 5hp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 On the pond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sled_Hed Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 5 hours ago, HSR said: On the pond Flew on the slough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalina Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 My father-in-laws favorite was Can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 It's not the face you Fuck but rather the Fuck you must face If the front door is painted red enter from the rear Door knob Debbie everyone got to take a turn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 10 hours ago, HSR said: Down 5hp Polaris calls me for clutching tips 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 9 minutes ago, Jerry 976 said: Polaris calls me for clutching tips Why do the members saying get better the more fucked in the head they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sled_Hed Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Beauty is only a lightswitch away Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 54 minutes ago, Sled_Hed said: Beauty is only a lightswitch away Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire. Couple good ones I haven't heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sled_Hed Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 33 minutes ago, HSR said: Couple good ones I haven't heard When we were about 16 my buddies dad would always tell us that first one when we were going out, right after asking us if we were "getting a wife for a night" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 4 hours ago, Sled_Hed said: Beauty is only a lightswitch away Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire. Beauty is only skin deep Butttttt Ugly is to the bone 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 She spends money like shit through a tin horn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Can't get there from here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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