racinfarmer Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Everyone here know how the zipper merge works? Any remedial training needed here on FS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 It’s slow and annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted August 14, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted August 14, 2023 It usually works by using my nut sack as lubricant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkisNH Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 6 hours ago, racinfarmer said: Everyone here know how the zipper merge works? Any remedial training needed here on FS? You must have visited Massachusetts...those fucks definitely need training. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bontz Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 One of the many reasons I'm happy to live in the "rocks & cows" area of Minnesota and not dealing with the traffic in the Cities. I do tend to laugh though, as I'm in the minority of vehicles that will try to use the open lane to get to merge point versus the idiots who get mad when others are doing it the right way. Bottom line is, it works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkisNH Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bontz said: One of the many reasons I'm happy to live in the "rocks & cows" area of Minnesota and not dealing with the traffic in the Cities. I do tend to laugh though, as I'm in the minority of vehicles that will try to use the open lane to get to merge point versus the idiots who get mad when others are doing it the right way. Bottom line is, it works. I agree...no need to get in line like a sheep, but when it's merge time ZIPPER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Stephen Hawking Posted August 14, 2023 Gold Member Share Posted August 14, 2023 3 hours ago, SkisNH said: You must have visited Massachusetts...those fucks definitely need training. What's a yield sign? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 They did it very good when I was in Germany... worked exactly like it is supposed to; quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deephaven Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 11 minutes ago, Stephen Hawking said: What's a yield sign? Ask dumstad. 3 minutes ago, Snake said: They did it very good when I was in Germany... worked exactly like it is supposed to; quick. Yep, but they actually know how to drive. It works in the cities in rush hour but on the weekend there are too many retards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted August 14, 2023 Author Share Posted August 14, 2023 12 hours ago, SkisNH said: You must have visited Massachusetts...those fucks definitely need training. Nope, just a hour outside of the Cities. Want to sit in line like a sheep for 2+ extra miles, fine, but don't cut me off for doing the legal thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted August 15, 2023 Author Share Posted August 15, 2023 11 hours ago, Deephaven said: Ask dumstad. Yep, but they actually know how to drive. It works in the cities in rush hour but on the weekend there are too many retards. Not really. Commute in from the west on 94 on occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X2700 Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 Just back from drive out to Cleveland this past weekend and what a shit show of drivers!! sob’s hanging out in fast lane doing 10 under what everybody else is doing. can’t merge for shit. they ever going to get Chicago freeways finished up !!!! Always a mess going through there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 11 hours ago, Snake said: They did it very good when I was in Germany... worked exactly like it is supposed to; quick. Like driving in Boston. Kill or be killed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not greg b Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 12 hours ago, Deephaven said: Ask dumstad. Yep, but they actually know how to drive. It works in the cities in rush hour but on the weekend there are too many retards. The one on 94 crossing the st criox was a complete cluster fuck. It took like 45 minutes to get over the bridge and back into Minnesota yesterday. If you are heading back into Minnesota get off 94 on the east side of Hudson and get back on 94 on the west side of Hudson. That will put you right at the merge and you will be able to use the on ramp to get in front of the retards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted August 15, 2023 Author Share Posted August 15, 2023 18 minutes ago, Not greg b said: The one on 94 crossing the st criox was a complete cluster fuck. It took like 45 minutes to get over the bridge and back into Minnesota yesterday. If you are heading back into Minnesota get off 94 on the east side of Hudson and get back on 94 on the west side of Hudson. That will put you right at the merge and you will be able to use the on ramp to get in front of the retards. The thing that blew my mind was last year it was all the Iowa plates that were driving in their own little world with no consideration for anyone else. Same weekend this year, almost all Minnesota plates. Probably a good thing we canceled our Wisconsin part of the trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deephaven Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Not greg b said: The one on 94 crossing the st criox was a complete cluster fuck. It took like 45 minutes to get over the bridge and back into Minnesota yesterday. If you are heading back into Minnesota get off 94 on the east side of Hudson and get back on 94 on the west side of Hudson. That will put you right at the merge and you will be able to use the on ramp to get in front of the retards. That's what you get for going into the land of cheese brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not greg b Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 3 minutes ago, Deephaven said: That's what you get for going into the land of cheese brains. The good thing about being over there is they had 24oz cans of piss water beer for $5 bucks. Got loaded after the concert we went to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted August 16, 2023 Author Share Posted August 16, 2023 Heading back down south tomorrow morning. Everyone here still have a good understanding of how the zipper merge works? Anyone here need remedial ed on this subject? Don't need a repeat of last week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted August 16, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted August 16, 2023 On 8/14/2023 at 9:03 PM, X2700 said: Just back from drive out to Cleveland this past weekend and what a shit show of drivers!! sob’s hanging out in fast lane doing 10 under what everybody else is doing. can’t merge for shit. they ever going to get Chicago freeways finished up !!!! Always a mess going through there!!! Same exact thing in the south east Michigan. People actually get upset when you pass them on the right because they are dragging ass in the left lane. Phone out looking down more then up. Nobody has a clue or care about 4 way stops anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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