SSFB Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Quote U.S.—Sick and tired of dealing with all this prosperity, the nation has decided that it will try socialism for a while, sources confirmed Friday. Thousands of people across the nation reported that they were weary of just constantly creating more and more capital and lifting millions of people out of poverty. They're so fed up with the successes of capitalism that they want to try something else for a few decades and see how it shakes out---something radically different like a failed economic system that has killed millions. "Our generation has never really known prosperity," wrote one woman on Twitter. "And by that, I mean that we are so steeped in prosperity that we don't even know what it means to be poor. So I really think it'd do us some good to just kinda turn the clock back on economic progress and see how we like it. Who knows, it just might suit us." "To be honest, I grew up on Dunkaroos and Fruit Roll-Ups, and I'm just really kinda sick of those tbh," she wrote. "Let's try an economic system that doesn't have any food instead." At publishing time the nation's millennials were having second thoughts upon learning that socialism results in waiting in lines longer than ones in front of an Apple store for basic necessities like food and water. https://babylonbee.com/news/sick-and-tired-of-all-this-prosperity-nation-to-try-socialism-for-a-while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 “To be honest, I grew up on Dunkaroos and Fruit Roll-Ups, and I'm just really kinda sick of those tbh," she wrote. "Let's try an economic system that doesn't have any food instead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Rosenberg Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 SSFB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 nothing to do with link but cool what capitalism creates 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Wow.....I expect that shit from woolie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, f7ben said: Wow.....I expect that shit from woolie Sounds like you took it too seriously....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Just now, SSFB said: Sounds like you took it too seriously....... Sounds like ur kinda gay 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I’ve got this @f7ben, go kill yourself @SSFB. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 Just now, Woodtick said: I’ve got this @f7ben, go kill yourself @SSFB. No!!!!!!!!!11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Derp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFF Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 32 minutes ago, f7ben said: Derp More likely burp coming from you and your new love... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, JEFF said: More likely burp coming from you and your new love... You gau 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Delet tis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Ez ryder said: nothing to do with link but cool what capitalism creates Fantastic technology!!! Long overdue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, f7ben said: Wow.....I expect that shit from woolie Stick a splintery stake post up your ass and like it.. 350 miles in the pow this weekend Felicia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Ez ryder said: nothing to do with link but cool what capitalism creates Yeah wow look at all the waste capitalism creates... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: Stick a splintery stake post up your ass and like it.. 350 miles in the pow this weekend Felicia. Just keep your mind off my ass faggooot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 41 minutes ago, motonoggin said: Yeah wow look at all the waste capitalism creates... Plastic water bottles by law CAN NEVER BE USED AGAIN for that purpose. In the Pacific, there is a GYRE one thousand miles wide of floating plastic trash. This is phenomenal. I have OCD, so I can't stand litter of any kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 3 hours ago, SSFB said: https://babylonbee.com/news/sick-and-tired-of-all-this-prosperity-nation-to-try-socialism-for-a-while Awesome. You know what that's in reference to, right? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/entertainment/harvard-educated-time-magazine-writer-who-said-she-aoc-have-never-experienced-american-prosperity-roasted.amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 8 hours ago, Matt said: Awesome. You know what that's in reference to, right? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/entertainment/harvard-educated-time-magazine-writer-who-said-she-aoc-have-never-experienced-american-prosperity-roasted.amp Wow, she’s really detached from reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Over time we will evolve towards more socialist philosophy (worker owning production, balance of power, ect). 300-500 years in the future I suspect. Capitalism/socialism hybrid is the best we have at present, and for a time into the future. Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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