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  1. I got a small Amazon problem....gets worse when drinking.
    5 points
  2. No kids tonight, so some leftover sausages and sauce, a "little" cheese. On a bun
    3 points
  3. YRs ago I lived in California with a girlfriend. WE were young and poor. She wanted a tree. I said we would take a ride to the mountains and I would just cut one down. She got sick of hearing that and went out to the condo parking lot and cut one down. Brounght it in , set it up , decorated it, Stood back to admire her work and the dog walked over to it and pissed on it. I pissed my pants laughing.
    3 points
  4. Probably the same way SnowRider does it
    3 points
  5. "The Priests and Jesus will protect our young children from molestation" Derp derp dero
    3 points
  6. Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old ugly woman, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the woman was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the old woman. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old ugly woman wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the woman answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered....”is to be in charge of her own life.” Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the woman had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the ugly woman had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The young beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared ugly, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day -- or night? Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old ugly woman? Or, would he prefer having a hideous woman during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? What would YOU do? What Lancelot chose is below. BUT -- make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY? Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life. Now....what is the moral to this story? The moral is -- “If you don't let a woman have her own way... Things are going to get ugly.. “
    3 points
  7. I’m in Elkhart every day. I build fiberglass products for a variety of cargo trailer and camp trailer manufacturers. This has been building for a few years starting with Warren Buffet buying and merging the majority of trailer builders along with suppliers. Dealers thought it was a godsend because as GE and other large lenders were getting out of floor plan financing Mr. Buffet stepped in with his own financing. Problem was he also owns the manufacturers and requires dealers to buy two or three of every model they make to receive financing. Then the manufacturers expanded there product line adding new named trailers that were the same as others with a different floor plan and stickers on them. Dealers were then required to take multiples of those to maintain there franchise rights and financing. It stuffed the dealers lots and forced them to discount heavily when floor plans end and interest payments start. In addition the manufacturers have capital available that they didn’t have in the past so they were able to stuff there own lots with unsold units and then pressure dealers to take them. With 20 and even 30 year financing units kept moving but now people who bought and decided after camping a couple of times and realizing it wasn’t for them the market is flooded with cheap little used units. It’s a correction that was inevitable in my eyes. It’s still booming but my guess is it will drop back to a more realistic level. I expect to see dealers that are being kept afloat by financing and digging themselves deeper in the hole will throw in the towel which will benefit remaining dealers.
    3 points
  8. Daves favorite Burton and look at that hat!!!!
    3 points
  9. There is also the possibility it is swelling around the spine, and as the swelling subsides, somethings years later, he'll regain use of his appendages again. That being said, I believe he will walk and possibly race again with future advances in medical technology.
    2 points
  10. Says the disphit that made a big deal about taking a break from the Internet, getting in shape.....blah, blah.................and came back a week later.
    2 points
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  12. Oh yeah! I used to ride my bike up to the local store where they had all the glass bottles in wooden cases separated by color.
    2 points
  13. I forget about Buscemis Pizza....there was one down the street from Grandmas in St. Clair Shores. Not a restaurant but you Metro Detroiters probably remember Town Club Pop.
    2 points
  14. I watched that race. Guy gets up running, I'm like "wtf?" First thought was:
    2 points
  15. LMAO! So she wasnt arrested? You know a black man can walk in and kill a white lady and get arrested as well? or no? Do you even read when you post these stupid things or no?
    2 points
  16. This place is a fucking loony bin i know. I’m the professional.
    2 points
  17. francecar NEEDS another Jimmy Spencer today.
    2 points
  18. Who signs on under a different name and talks about himself as another person. Yeah your wrapped real tight.
    1 point
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  20. The medias over sensationlization of these events the last few yrs has caused this.
    1 point
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