Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted March 4 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 4 To broke ass cracker barrel Dont get me wrong it's not like they were ever a fine dining establishment. but one could get a decent breakfast , served anytime , quick. Had to put some miles on my 6.7 toilet after resetting a code and while driving by I decided to whip in. Havnt been to one in a few yrs. Fuck me, sausage patties were about the size of my thumbnail, eggs were runny and if I knew they no longer served toast I would have ordered em scrambled. Hashbrown caserole would have been aceptable if it was served anywhere above 55 degrees. They bring out some slop looking shit and I assume was supposed to be biskets and gravey , aka flour and flour. Jesus fucking crist , what kind of two bit broke ass slob ever came up with that shit , I would rather had eaten the calious of the bottom of my foot . When the waitress asked me how was everything I was tempted to stick my finger down my throat and puke. But there wasnt a shootout, so I guess it still beats waffle house. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 3 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: so I guess it still beats waffle house. Don't they offer ringside seats for the Aunt Jemima Women's HW mma Championship fights for free though??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toslow Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 I was in one in Florida a couple months ago big time disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 45 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: To broke ass cracker barrel Dont get me wrong it's not like they were ever a fine dining establishment. but one could get a decent breakfast , served anytime , quick. Had to put some miles on my 6.7 toilet after resetting a code and while driving by I decided to whip in. Havnt been to one in a few yrs. Fuck me, sausage patties were about the size of my thumbnail, eggs were runny and if I knew they no longer served toast I would have ordered em scrambled. Hashbrown caserole would have been aceptable if it was served anywhere above 55 degrees. They bring out some slop looking shit and I assume was supposed to be biskets and gravey , aka flour and flour. Jesus fucking crist , what kind of two bit broke ass slob ever came up with that shit , I would rather had eaten the calious of the bottom of my foot . When the waitress asked me how was everything I was tempted to stick my finger down my throat and puke. But there wasnt a shootout, so I guess it still beats waffle house. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Just find the local family owned joint. Franchise places suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 That's how I felt last time I was forced to eat at a Perkins. Wanted to do f7bhen's one step plan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Stephen Hawking Posted March 5 Gold Member Share Posted March 5 5 hours ago, Mainecat said: Just find the local family owned joint. Franchise places suck. They closed, there were too many restaurants anyway. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted March 5 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 5 45 minutes ago, Stephen Hawking said: They closed, there were too many restaurants anyway. Poor Mainescat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 6 hours ago, Mainecat said: Just find the local family owned joint. Franchise places suck. True. But most around here are now owned by slimy Greeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member 800renegaderider Posted March 5 Gold Member Share Posted March 5 Never been doesn’t sound like I’m missing anything. I didn’t even know Cracker Barrel was up here thought they were a southern thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member EvilBird Posted March 5 Gold Member Share Posted March 5 2 hours ago, Stephen Hawking said: They closed, there were too many restaurants anyway. damn beat me to it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sled_Hed Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 I thought maybe they needed a name change because it's racist towards whitey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deephaven Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Ate there once about 15 years ago. They can't even make dumplings. About as pathetic of a restaurant that there is. Old Country Buffet quality not in a buffet. Fucking shoot me now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 (edited) 3 hours ago, Stephen Hawking said: They closed, there were too many restaurants anyway. Only the strong survive. If all you have is lousy franchise food ….just move. If Cracker Barrel is all you have eat at home. CB is making my point…. https://valueinvesting.io/CBRL/probability-of-bankruptcy Edited March 5 by Mainecat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 What a dummy. We had restaurants that were open 50+ years, survived just fine, until fascist dumb fucks put the boot on their neck. Treated them like criminals. The only thing that saved most small businesses was law enforcements unwillingness to carry out orders of closure enforcement. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted March 5 Author Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 5 4 hours ago, 800renegaderider said: Never been doesn’t sound like I’m missing anything. I didn’t even know Cracker Barrel was up here thought they were a southern thing. This one was rte 133 @ I-495 , I beleive there may be one in derry or londonderry ., Was literaly the worst meal I had since before covid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted March 5 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 5 Use to have a business associate that always wanted to eat there. Never understood why....I was never impressed with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member 800renegaderider Posted March 6 Gold Member Share Posted March 6 8 hours ago, steve from amherst said: This one was rte 133 @ I-495 , I beleive there may be one in derry or londonderry ., Was literaly the worst meal I had since before covid. Ya either of those locations is to far for me to travel for a shitty meal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Buffets are all gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICG Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 No complaints 15 years ago.... However,as they changed the menu to be more healthy conscious..... It just wasn't the same. . Haven't been back in 10 years.... Corporate practices wrecked a Southern style restaurant 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 11 hours ago, Highmark said: Use to have a business associate that always wanted to eat there. Never understood why....I was never impressed with it. Probably because he never tried anything good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Steve753 Posted March 6 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted March 6 On 3/4/2024 at 3:30 PM, toslow said: I was in one in Florida a couple months ago big time disappointed What were you expecting? Strippers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03classic700 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 On 3/5/2024 at 10:58 AM, steve from amherst said: This one was rte 133 @ I-495 , I beleive there may be one in derry or londonderry ., Was literaly the worst meal I had since before covid. Yes derry exit 4, you should have gone to Londonderry exit 5 Red Arrow diner or poor boys diner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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