Mainecat Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 A old friend I worked with for years would say when someone asked “where is it”? He would reply…. ”Up A Fat Ladies Ass” lol Post up an old saying. No politics please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 26, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 “You've got more excuses then Carter has liver pills” “Your ass sucks buttermilk” Things my dad would say 😀 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Play with turds, you get shit on your hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Eenie meeny miney Moe, catch a nigger by the toe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Actually one of the old sayings that has a lot of truth to it “Gotta make hay while the sun is shining” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Strike while the iron is hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 “He’s a greenhorn” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted November 26, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 15 minutes ago, Skidooski said: “You've got more excuses then Carter has liver pills” “Your ass sucks buttermilk” Things my dad would say 😀 Back in the day I worked summers at the local cement plant and our labor boss used to say the buttermilk thing all the time.😂 We also had a shower room and the old timers would get pissed when we were taking up all the showers..this one old boy would say “ Hurry up you college pukes or I’ll grab you by the short hairs and pull you head out!”😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Back in the day I worked summers at the local cement plant and our labor boss used to say the buttermilk thing all the time.😂 We also had a shower room and the old timers would get pissed when we were taking up all the showers..this one old boy would say “ Hurry up you college pukes or I’ll grab you by the short hairs and pull you head out!”😂 I’ve literally never heard that buttermilk saying and have no clue what it means lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 26, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: Back in the day I worked summers at the local cement plant and our labor boss used to say the buttermilk thing all the time.😂 We also had a shower room and the old timers would get pissed when we were taking up all the showers..this one old boy would say “ Hurry up you college pukes or I’ll grab you by the short hairs and pull you head out!”😂 “Grab you by the short hairs” was another When I was a teenager he would just say “I have a baseball bat and know where you sleep” 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBEAR Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 slicker than snake shit on a linolium floor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 26, 2023 Author Share Posted November 26, 2023 Around here it was ”Your Ass Is Suckin Clam Juice” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 53 minutes ago, Cold War said: Play with turds, you get shit on your hands. I remind myself of that here on occasion. We used to say, when we thought someone was bullshitting us, "your mothers ass!". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Steve753 Posted November 26, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 "We made too many wrong mistakes" "I wish I had an answer to that because imtired of answering that question" "The future aint what it use to be" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkisNH Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 The harder you work the luckier you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted November 26, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 I want more money " and people in hell want Ice water." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toslow Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Talk to much "Tongue longer than a Mounties boot." About to get your ass kicked " Rubber factory up your ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted November 26, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 26, 2023 “Up your nose with a rubber hose” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 48 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: I want more money " and people in hell want Ice water." That was always parents favorite. want me to give you something to cry about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 You couldn’t beat a one legged man in ass kicking contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 When my friends step dad would lose his shit he would yell "JESUS AFRICAN MEXICAN CHRIST!!" That's when we knew to scramble,fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Slicker than snot on a doorknob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Squeaky wheel gets the grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions. Face on her like a dart board. Her face looks like a half chewed caramel. Seen nicer teeth on a horse. I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted November 26, 2023 Author Share Posted November 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, HSR said: Some of my old man's regarding women's complexions. Face on her like a dart board. Her face looks like a half chewed caramel. Seen nicer teeth on a horse. I didn't realize how savage he was until I typed this Looks like her face was on fire and they put it out with an axe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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