Mainecat Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Trump Names Lori Loughlin Education Secretary WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The shakeup in the Trump Administration continued on Wednesday as Donald Trump named a fellow television personality, Lori Loughlin, to be the new Secretary of Education. In making the announcement, Trump praised Loughlin for her “disruptive approach” to college admissions and expressed hope that she could bring the same brand of innovative thinking to the Department of Education. He brushed aside reporters’ questions about the means by which Loughlin obtained college placements for her two daughters. “No one here has a problem with that,” he said. “I know Jared doesn’t.” The outgoing Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, said that she was grateful to have served in the Cabinet and that she would continue to work toward eviscerating American schools as a private citizen. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-names-lori-loughlin-education-secretary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Why are liberals such dorks? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer254 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 15 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Why are liberals such dorks? They really can't help it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Why are liberals such dorks? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 The really sad part of this parody is it could actually happen in the Trump administration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Why are liberals such dorks? The TDS has hit epic levels. I expect heads to be flying off soon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Gud pick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Anler said: Gud pick! yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, ArcticCrusher said: yup. If Trump was going for sexy he could have picked someone much younger.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammin Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 33 minutes ago, Mainecat said: The really sad part of this parody is it could actually happen in the Trump administration. Oh lord ........ 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racer254 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 56 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Why are liberals such dorks? 39 minutes ago, Mainecat said: The really sad part of this parody is it could actually happen in the Trump administration. Looks like zam just proved it twice in one thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted April 11, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 11, 2019 39 minutes ago, Mainecat said: The really sad part of this parody is it could actually happen in the Trump administration. And you ruined a funny thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 What makes this thread funnier is, you JUST KNOW MC thought this was a real story. Somebody PM'd him to tell him otherwise and he tried to cover. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted April 11, 2019 Gold Member Share Posted April 11, 2019 Mainecat made a funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Well we all know she cares about getting a quality education. She is willing to pay several times for it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted April 11, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Anler said: Well we all know she cares about getting a quality education. She is willing to pay several times for it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Mainecat said: The really sad part of this parody is it could actually happen in the Trump administration. and we circle back to the first question asked in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 funny thing is she'd be just as qualified for the position as Devoss was and probably would be a better choice. And she's bangable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT MXZ XRS Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, Zambroski said: What makes this thread funnier is, you JUST KNOW MC thought this was a real story. Somebody PM'd him to tell him otherwise and he tried to cover. yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 Money laundering charges now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoslinger Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Angry ginger said: funny thing is she'd be just as qualified for the position as Devoss was and probably would be a better choice. And she's bangable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revkevsdi Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 8 hours ago, Mainecat said: Money laundering charges now. Then she is definitely a good fit for the Trump inner circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 minute ago, revkevsdi said: Then she is definitely a good fit for the Trump inner circle. Now if Trump could just grab her by the pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Mainecat said: Now if Trump could just grab her by the pussy pay preview it could bring in way more than a Clinton speech in Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SVT MXZ XRS Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ez ryder said: pay preview it could bring in way more than a Clinton speech in Russia Heard on the radio this afternoon that the Clinton's are downtown at The Fox Theater and that tickets are still available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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