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A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

Still wondering why the democrats would not vote for 2 republican bill regarding this. Not one answer so far from anyone on here.

Love me some Priest.

So since a few of us know who this guy is i wanted to start a new thread vs hijacking that other one. Dude is hilarious. Heres a few of my favorites. The silverado ones are all good too.

Yeah, we've noticed

I listened to the speech. Regardless of my personal feels of either candidate. I find nothing wrong with what he wants for America. More over many of the point made regarding nafta isn't entirely wrong. Can he make jobs appear likely no but are shovel ready job weren't so shovel ready either. Gov could get around it self.

Smoked Chicken mashed potatoes broccoli and Beer!

"There were butter wrappers in the garbage you say? I think you should quit pointing fingers over who ate what out of the garbage and give me a belly rub."

They lose control because they get on the stupid side of things, like shutting down government. Get ready for a non-stop barrage of e-mails and snail mailings, they are the M4 of fear mail. That 85% number could be huge come November, because of simplistic thinking the Dems could control all three branches, then what............... Hey even Trump came out and said he was going to talk to the NRA about banning people on the no-fly list, and then his broke ass campaign got browbeat by the NRA and the likes of Possum Face who got 1.2 million from the NRA.

Jack and Buster

Actually, it's really not. Unless somebody is trying to make it complicated, or really, trying to make it mean something it does not.

A score is 10 years.

I'll go one further...an agnostic is an atheist that is too much of a pussy to admit it. Wait...did I just call Einstein a pussy? Damn...that's some cold shit...even for me!

Love this guy...funny as shit.

Here is a pic of our newest girl on the right, yet to be named and ready at the end of July. Going to visit her this weekend.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Good god they look so old and desperate....... And of course taking selfies..

Without even looking into it..............common sense should tell you it is bullshit. This country couldn't come up with a 80% agreement on the time of day.

You know shits gettin serious when guys killin time on a website say they got better shit to do.....

Fuck me what a beating he gave the lying CUNT

So who decides what is considered terrorism or a threat? It would be easy to see govt claiming someone who is very pro-gun and anti taxes or govt a "terrorist." The IRS has targeted tea party groups. Anyone who thinks that didn't come from the WH is kidding themselves. The justice dept cannot be trusted on who "they think" are terrorists. You should not lose a constitutional right until a crime has been committed.

Healthy dinner on the smoker, think I prefer beef and pork....but it was good.

Ahhh....yes. The American public sending money to their political choice.....what a noble........................and COMPLETELY WORTHLESS gesture.

I always suggest people open a PayPal account its the safest way to pay for anything off the internet and they give you great support. PayPal is super fast super easy and they have great support and they will go after the scammers out there and refund your $$ on fraudulent sellers as long as the transactions are made with a PayPal account.

I like that there's more then just the PayPal option unlike the previous forum. Having a few options for a pay to play helps. Maybe there will be more paid members this time

2 hours ago Now what dip shit? You've got nothing per usual

I hope he burns the Republican Party to the ground on his way to the bottom and hopefully he takes Hillary down with him. Our politics are such a freak show with these two clowns trying to be POTUS

Meanwhile the Clintons take millions from foreign governments...

I'm gonna wait for someone else to pay my way , like you did on the original FS,

Trump is asset rich, bet Cuban couldn't come up with a bunch of cash either without liguidating property, guy is a fucking clown

Here sweetie, let me help as I've seen that phrase misconstrued more than a few times here: The phrase "well-regulated" referred to a proper fighting militia that was functioning as expected. Establishing any government oversight of the militia was never the intent in using the phrase in the 2nd amendment, it was to render the government powerless to do so. There, please pass that along and now we can end that confusion.

shut up snowrider you faggot.