Here ya go boys!

The old one had a good run!

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One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it was his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

 

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean? “We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for$19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".

 

The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

 

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles."

Edited January 26, 20232 yr by nascarmike

2 hours ago, 01mxz800 said:

Epic pic 

6 minutes ago, HSR said:

i was in school for cnc, teacher said "i am amazed how the young crowd is so lacking in knowledge , but they know 7 grams is a quarter, 3.5 is an eighth , and 28 grams is an ounce" 

Edited January 27, 20232 yr by sleepybrew

2 hours ago, 01mxz800 said:

I saw a few people online saying 5 in OF was the best they'd seen it! 

21 minutes ago, Kivalo said:

I saw a few people online saying 5 in OF was the best they'd seen it! 

that is probably the best trail 5 has ever been, that was the worst trail I have ever been on with the exception of Little John road which has a disclaimer stating "you are about to enter 5 miles of pure hell" somewhere in the Redfield area

8 minutes ago, 01mxz800 said:

that is probably the best trail 5 has ever been, that was the worst trail I have ever been on with the exception of Little John road which has a disclaimer stating "you are about to enter 5 miles of pure hell" somewhere in the Redfield area

oh fuck yeah!  4ft.ers and dodging water holes that were as wide as the trail just to get to salmon river rd. and hope like hell it was smooth........only to find out...... it wasn't.

On 1/25/2023 at 9:15 PM, ViperGTS/Z1 said:

I didn't know that until a couple years ago when a friend told me. He thought I was joking when I said I never knew it....however, 2 of my cars have no arrow on guage.

I learned something new today.   

1 hour ago, hayward said:

oh fuck yeah!  4ft.ers and dodging water holes that were as wide as the trail just to get to salmon river rd. and hope like hell it was smooth........only to find out...... it wasn't.

camp 4 road, only way in and out gets huge bumps, and you have no choice. usually by then i'm 170 miles deep and not exactly fresh. by the time you hit north /south you are a sweaty mess from hammering it