Dave Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/27/anal-swabs-being-used-to-test-for-covid-in-china-as-theyre-more-reliable-13975300/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted January 27, 2021 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 27, 2021 Couldn't they just use a stool sample? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Dave found an anal current event topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchy Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Anal swabs in China are just their index fingers/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01mxz800 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Dave said: https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/27/anal-swabs-being-used-to-test-for-covid-in-china-as-theyre-more-reliable-13975300/ the lib sheep will be lining up as they are used to being ass fucked 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Imagine a Virus that's so dangerous that you need to be tested to even know you have it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 25 minutes ago, XCR1250 said: Imagine a Virus that's so dangerous that you need to be tested to even know you have it. Do you read what you post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFF Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Mainecat said: Do you read what you post? His post was quite accurate... More positives are asymptomatic than not. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayatodaU.P.eh? Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 A respiratory virus that requires testing via your ass. Think about that for a minute. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayatodaU.P.eh? Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Just now, JEFF said: His post was quite accurate... More positives are asymptomatic than not. Asymptotic just means that you don’t have enough of the virus in you to be sick or transmit it. It’s the biggest farce in all of this bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Do you read what you post? I know you get confused very easily so read it again extremely slow this time, you just might understand although most here doubt you will. Edited January 27, 2021 by XCR1250 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted January 27, 2021 Gold Member Share Posted January 27, 2021 24 minutes ago, SayatodaU.P.eh? said: A respiratory virus that requires testing via your ass. Think about that for a minute. Wonder if farts can spread covid??? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01mxz800 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, XCR1250 said: I know you get confused very easily so read it again extremely slow this time, you just might understand although most here doubt you will. anal testing would be perfect for MCdummy with as much talking out his ass as he does 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, BOHICA said: Wonder if farts can spread covid??? Get your butt mask while you still can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted January 27, 2021 Gold Member Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dave said: Get your butt mask while you still can! N95 anal cover!!! It’s for your protection. Karen’s are going to confront you if you don’t wear an anal mask or not wearing it correctly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry 976 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, SayatodaU.P.eh? said: A respiratory virus that requires testing via your ass. Think about that for a minute. 57 minutes ago, BOHICA said: Wonder if farts can spread covid??? It all depends on the moisture content of the fart/shart.......... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Puts a helluva spin on drive thru testing... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Well poo550 has his spring break planned out now 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFF Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 4 hours ago, BOHICA said: N95 anal cover!!! It’s for your protection. Karen’s are going to confront you if you don’t wear an anal mask or not wearing it correctly MC’s depends should fit the bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireball 440 Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Ez ryder said: Well poo550 has his spring break planned out now Jimmy Snacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted January 28, 2021 Gold Member Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, JEFF said: MC’s depends should fit the bill. I’m more worried about if they find covid jump to cows. Not only do those gaseous mother fuckers warm the planet via farts but if they spread covid via their farts they would suffer the same fate as the minks that caught the cold. We all could be stuck eating impossible burgers with the current reactions on covid by our professionals leading us in current policies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Crappie Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 one in the ass, one up the nose. When they touch your test is complete. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford_428cj Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Fecal plume is one of the most common ways it's spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted January 28, 2021 Gold Member Share Posted January 28, 2021 4 hours ago, Ez ryder said: Well poo550 has his spring break planned out now I was going to day he has never been more excited to get covid tested than he is now! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Crappie Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 19 minutes ago, ford_428cj said: Fecal plume is one of the most common ways it's spread. Link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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