SSFB Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 o wow Quote DALLAS, TX—Ellen DeGeneres has been forced to come out of the closet as a conservative after she was spotted treating a political foe with respect. Friends and family members have suspected she was a closeted conservative for years. "She was always, like, smiling and talking with other people, even people she disagreed with," said a tearful Portia de Rossi. "I thought maybe she was just experimenting, but a full-blown conservative---I never feared it was this bad." De Rossi said that she's caught DeGeneres hiding in their giant walk-in closet listening to Ben Shapiro's podcast. "I assumed she was just trying to find his weakness so she could punch him one day. I never in my wildest dreams thought she'd been turned." DeGeneres came out to her fans in a special episode of her show yesterday. "This is who I am," she said. "I'm a conservative, and I'm loud and proud. I can't hide my identity any longer. I have to be true to myself." Audience members threw non-GMO tomatoes at her and she was forced to flee the set. She has been replaced with a more appropriate liberal spokesperson, Alyssa Milano, who will bring a different conservative on the show each week and punch them. https://babylonbee.com/news/ellen-degeneres-comes-out-as-a-conservative-republican?fbclid=IwAR1W-qhcBYK-9b9J_hFEhCy-7EjBja_tFjD-wh1y9SeuME-KpsxZ3HKxqu8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Why is it that these stories are really on the cusp of reality now. Holy shit. ”non GMO tomatoes”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 She should have stabbed that goofy bastard where he sat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, motonoggin said: She should have stabbed that goofy bastard where he sat. She found herself without her faceKerchief and her little pointy stick was left stuck in.a bank window from earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtssrx Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 8 minutes ago, motonoggin said: She should have stabbed that goofy bastard where he sat. jimmy dore agrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted October 10, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) Well it's still nice that the liberal lesbian can hang out with the Republican war criminal. Edited October 10, 2019 by Jimmy Snacks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 gEorge jr is a good guy. It was Cheney that was a pos 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted October 10, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 10, 2019 Just now, 168hp CAT 800 said: gEorge jr is a good guy. It was Cheney that was a pos Then W is incredibly stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 I’m thinking that’s fake news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 29 minutes ago, motonoggin said: She should have stabbed that goofy bastard where he sat. Shank ‘em in the sackola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sleepr2 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Mainecat said: I’m thinking that’s fake news. You haven’t had a thought of your own in years, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted October 10, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, Mainecat said: I’m thinking that’s fake news. Don't start thinking that way now you'l ruin the entertainment for the rest of us Edited October 10, 2019 by Skidooski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F3600 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 11 hours ago, jtssrx said: jimmy dore agrees Holy shit, who can listen to that nasally fuck speak for more than 2 minutes? Let Ellen hang out with who ever she wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, F3600 said: Let Ellen hang out with who ever she wants. You need to get in line or you’ll be judged and ridiculed. How dare she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 She should immediately schedule a lunch and be seen with Kanye! Heads exploding!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SmeeAgain Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 You don't see conservatives hating on W for sitting with a liberal.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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