Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 25, 2017 Gold Member Share Posted October 25, 2017 A woodpecker is pecking my siding. How can I get rid of the little bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiSledder Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Kivalo said: A woodpecker is pecking my siding. How can I get rid of the little bastard? Mayonnaise, spray it all over your house, they'll eat it and get sick, never coming back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted October 25, 2017 Gold Member Share Posted October 25, 2017 Ar 15 and a bumpstock 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 22 minutes ago, Kivalo said: A woodpecker is pecking my siding. How can I get rid of the little bastard? Kill four liberals. Or three if they are holding a sign of some sort. Quarter them up and remove the head and hands. Put parts in a heavy duty handle tie trash bags so you have something you can grip, and throw out of the truck along the highway at night. Burn the heads and hands and bury. I hope this helps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlos Danger Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 36 minutes ago, Kivalo said: A woodpecker is pecking my siding. How can I get rid of the little bastard? What should worry you is that the only reason a wood pecker would be at your house would be to get bugs like Carpenter ants or termites. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 ^^^yep^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02sled Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Carlos Danger said: What should worry you is that the only reason a wood pecker would be at your house would be to get bugs like Carpenter ants or termites. Not all woodpeckers are smart. Throughout the summer we would hear something banging on metal from time to time. We finally spotted what it was. A woodpecker banging away at the steel fender on our boat trailer. I read somewhere that it is part of being territorial for a woodpecker in that the one which makes the most noise is dominant in that area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Kivalo said: A woodpecker is pecking my siding. How can I get rid of the little bastard? LMAO!!! A woodpecker pecking at a peckerhead's house!!!! LMMFAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionfigureJoe Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, 02sled said: Not all woodpeckers are smart. Throughout the summer we would hear something banging on metal from time to time. We finally spotted what it was. A woodpecker banging away at the steel fender on our boat trailer. I read somewhere that it is part of being territorial for a woodpecker in that the one which makes the most noise is dominant in that area. Sounds like a trump follower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 (edited) 38 minutes ago, Carlos Danger said: What should worry you is that the only reason a wood pecker would be at your house would be to get bugs like Carpenter ants or termites. And carpenter bees. They love em. http://www.birds.cornell.edu/wp_about/insects.html Edited October 25, 2017 by Mainecat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 25, 2017 Author Gold Member Share Posted October 25, 2017 38 minutes ago, Carlos Danger said: What should worry you is that the only reason a wood pecker would be at your house would be to get bugs like Carpenter ants or termites. Its a vacant house so you are likely on to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Kivalo said: A woodpecker is pecking my siding. How can I get rid of the little bastard? A large drink of your choice, a lawn chair, and a pellet gun. 43 minutes ago, Carlos Danger said: What should worry you is that the only reason a wood pecker would be at your house would be to get bugs like Carpenter ants or termites. So this is what an exterminator told me when I had a bunch evicted the first year we lived in our house. They'll fly down and peck around to see whats up, and if they hear shit crawling around, off to the races they go for lunch. If they hear it is hollow and has potential to be a home, away they go to build themselves a home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oleroule Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Kivalo said: A woodpecker is pecking my siding. How can I get rid of the little bastard? call snowrider...i heard he's missing a pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I had big problems with a protected pecker. DNR told me to hang pie pans on fishing line. It worked great. I had a problem again and used Coors Light cans on a fishing line. The don't like shining things that spin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Kivalo said: A woodpecker is pecking my siding. How can I get rid of the little bastard? he is only pecking your siding because you have bug living in the siding . prob rot under the siding where they are living . endless battle until you fix the root of the issue . start by killing the bugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Lots of good answers in here. I have to say though Zamboni's sounds the best. Doesn't have one fucking thing to do with getting rid of the woodpecker, but it's a hell of an idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 59 minutes ago, ActionfigureJoe said: Sounds like a trump follower. the butt hurt shining bright today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hayward Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Is Bigums living in a tent in the front yard or something that his house is vacant? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 hour ago, 02sled said: Not all woodpeckers are smart. Throughout the summer we would hear something banging on metal from time to time. We finally spotted what it was. A woodpecker banging away at the steel fender on our boat trailer. I read somewhere that it is part of being territorial for a woodpecker in that the one which makes the most noise is dominant in that area. this is also true I have 1 that bangs on the top of my steel chimney at the cabin same time every day . that is diff though when they are making holes in a house it is for bugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 These are the fucks I can't shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionfigureJoe Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ez ryder said: the butt hurt shining bright today Perfect example right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 26, 2017 Author Gold Member Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Woodtick said: These are the fucks I can't shoot. Correction, you cannot get caught shooting one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Woodtick said: These are the fucks I can't shoot. I have 3 at my house that come to the pecker log every night . and 1 that comes from time to time at the cabin . that video dose not do them justice to how large they really are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Just now, Kivalo said: Correction, you cannot get caught shooting one. You are correct sir!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Ez ryder said: I have 3 at my house that come to the pecker log every night . and 1 that comes from time to time at the cabin . that video dose not do them justice to how large they really are Three foot wing span. They cut trees in half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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