Woodtick Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 They are getting divorced because their wife's cooter is like a day old cold grilled cheese samich. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted August 30, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted August 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Mainecat said: Divorce is easy. Marriage is hard. Personally I don't think marriage is difficult at all.....my wife on the other hand..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snopro31 Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 covid was the best thing in my situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnManOral Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, snopro31 said: covid was the best thing in my situation. gave you a good excuse and you could rationalize for another year why you are still a virgin. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ford_428cj Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, snopro31 said: covid was the best thing in my situation. We're not talking homosexual marriage here... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 My wife is somewhere still happy because she hasn’t yet met me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoughnut Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, SSFB said: My wife is somewhere still happy because she hasn’t yet met me. You better stop, your hand is going to get jealous. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 6 hours ago, snopro31 said: covid was the best thing in my situation. Sitting in an ice fishing shack with other single dudes? Or Did you come out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, SSFB said: My wife is somewhere still happy because she hasn’t yet met me. Some other guys getting tired of her shit about now so watch out. Edited August 30, 2020 by Angry ginger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) if you can't afford 2 houses you can't afford to get married. Only reason we are still married is one of us gets the fuck out and goes to the cabin or on a trip at least 6to12 days a month . But we are both only kids latchkey kids so we need alone time Edited August 30, 2020 by Ez ryder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted August 30, 2020 Author Share Posted August 30, 2020 Marriage is an intrusive, liberal invention. Government regulation of a personal relationship disguised as a pact ordained by God. What could possibly go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 46 minutes ago, spin_dry said: Marriage is an intrusive, liberal invention. Government regulation of a personal relationship disguised as a pact ordained by God. What could possibly go wrong? It’s also voluntary. I’ve noticed quite a few saying they’ll never get married. Good for them. I hear “life partner” more and more these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, spin_dry said: Marriage is an intrusive, liberal invention. Government regulation of a personal relationship disguised as a pact ordained by God. What could possibly go wrong? So why are fags trying so hard to be included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: So why are fags trying so hard to be included. Cuz they're liberals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnManOral Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 45 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said: So why are fags trying so hard to be included. rights to property and company benefits, tax breaks etc.... why else would they want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted August 30, 2020 Author Share Posted August 30, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, ArcticCrusher said: So why are fags trying so hard to be included. Depends on the faggot. Most faggots are just as stupid as straight people. So there’s that. Now closet faggots, which there are a few of here, marry women for different reasons. Edited August 31, 2020 by spin_dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Edmo said: It’s also voluntary. I’ve noticed quite a few saying they’ll never get married. Good for them. I hear “life partner” more and more these days. Lol I have like 3 of those old hippy people in my family .now that they are starting to die it gets all sorts of fucked up . Because those same people who did not want to have to have a contract or what ever are the same ones who did not have a contract for there assets. One a very smart lady for the most part. She was head of business tax collection for Arlington County her "life partner " was a lobbie guy for 50 yrs . Well she had no will now all her shit goes to remaining family .me and her brother not her life partner . I was all for just signing her shit to her boyfriend of 35 yrs but her brother wants it all. Like I said cluster fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin george Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 15 minutes ago, Ez ryder said: Lol I have like 3 of those old hippy people in my family .now that they are starting to die it gets all sorts of fucked up . Because those same people who did not want to have to have a contract or what ever are the same ones who did not have a contract for there assets. One a very smart lady for the most part. She was head of business tax collection for Arlington County her "life partner " was a lobbie guy for 50 yrs . Well she had no will now all her shit goes to remaining family .me and her brother not her life partner . I was all for just signing her shit to her boyfriend of 35 yrs but her brother wants it all. Like I said cluster fuck When you die with no will it goes in what they call Intestate. It's pretty interesting reading up on it to find out what's involved. My brother didn't have a will for various reasons of his own even though I hounded him for years to get one. I retained a law firm to act on behalf of his estate due to the fact I'm in Ont and he was in Nova Scotia. His deceased common law had 4 kids ( grown ups now) and the lawyer handling the affairs said tell them to stop soaring ( vultures) there's no bones to pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted August 31, 2020 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted August 31, 2020 On 8/28/2020 at 9:05 PM, spin_dry said: Not surprising. Should give the economy a nice boost as people establish new households https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8674001/Divorce-rates-America-soar-34-percent-COVID-19-pandemic.html Did you get divorced once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted August 31, 2020 Author Share Posted August 31, 2020 6 minutes ago, Highmark said: Did you get divorced once? Ask wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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