f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) Had to have the following for the job I chose........ Blood draw Urine Hair sample EKG Chest X-ray Audiology Vision Spirometry Full physical I swear to fuck you'd think I was getting to go to the fucking moon or some shit Edited December 13, 2018 by f7ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev144 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 To be fair, you did come from Indiana 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, f7ben said: Had to have the following for the job I chose........ Blood draw Urine Hair sample EKG Chest X-ray Audiology Vision Hearing Full physical I swear to fuck you'd think I was getting to go to the fucking moon or some shit I suspect you’ll pass about half of those. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted December 13, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 13, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kev144 said: To be fair, you did come from Indiana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 18 minutes ago, f7ben said: Had to have the following for the job I chose........ Blood draw Urine Hair sample EKG Chest X-ray Audiology Vision Hearing Full physical I swear to fuck you'd think I was getting to go to the fucking moon or some shit Sweet, we are sending you to the moon! Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member BOHICA Posted December 13, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) 23 minutes ago, f7ben said: Had to have the following for the job I chose........ Blood draw Urine Hair sample EKG Chest X-ray Audiology Vision Hearing Full physical I swear to fuck you'd think I was getting to go to the fucking moon or some shit Your employer is doing all of that so they can give all the info to the cops and the government.... Edited December 13, 2018 by BOHICA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionfigureJoe Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 22 minutes ago, f7ben said: Had to have the following for the job I chose........ Blood draw Urine Hair sample EKG Chest X-ray Audiology Vision Hearing Full physical I swear to fuck you'd think I was getting to go to the fucking moon or some shit This is what they do to 7ft tall pollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostynuts Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 26 minutes ago, f7ben said: Had to have the following for the job I chose........ Blood draw Urine Hair sample EKG Chest X-ray Audiology Vision Hearing Full physical I swear to fuck you'd think I was getting to go to the fucking moon or some shit No brain scan ? Are you applying to be a cop ? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dieselgeek Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Cheaper for them to test you now, than pay for medical issues 6 months after hiring you. Insurance/lost time isn't cheap for an employer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dieselgeek said: Cheaper for them to test you now, than pay for medical issues 6 months after hiring you. Insurance/lost time isn't cheap for an employer! I certainly understand that but it never used to be this invasive this country needs UHC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev144 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Ben getting the axe handle in this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kev144 said: Ben getting the axe handle in this thread! I make these threads CAUSE I LOVE THE AXE HANDLE 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted December 13, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, f7ben said: I make these threads CAUSE I LOVE THE AXE HANDLE And The kABASA!!!!!!!!! Edited December 13, 2018 by Jimmy Snacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said: And The kABASA!!!!!!!!! Velvet Love should make a drilldo with the kABASA and the AXE Handle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted December 13, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, f7ben said: Velvet Love should make a drilldo with the kABASA and the AXE Handle 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaturallyAspirated Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Jimmy Snacks said: And The kABASA!!!!!!!!! Neal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I'm glad I'm the boss cuz I been smoking weed for this back pain. If I had to take a drug test I would be a miserable sob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted December 13, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted December 13, 2018 Fuck man, all I gotta do is get a coast guard approved physical and take a urine test. Thats crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USA Contributing Member $poorsledder$ Posted December 13, 2018 USA Contributing Member Share Posted December 13, 2018 I would like to get something like that right now just to see if they find anything (It's been a while). Everything but the finger in the pooper. It looks like about a quarter of it is to do a drug background but most of it is for health. It seems like when you get a physical they get most of the good info from the bloodwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, $poorsledder$ said: I would like to get something like that right now just to see if they find anything (It's been a while). Everything but the finger in the pooper. It looks like about a quarter of it is to do a drug background but most of it is for health. It seems like when you get a physical they get most of the good info from the bloodwork. The bloodwork I think was just for alcohol .......and I did get kinda drunk last night The urine was to check for blood or any other body leakage in your piss.....kidney function etc Spirometry is lung function.....I've done that so many times I know how to do as little as possible and still pass The hair is for drugs and its the most accurate way. I grew a beard just for that and it was long enough for them to be happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, f7ben said: The bloodwork I think was just for alcohol .......and I did get kinda drunk last night The urine was to check for blood or any other body leakage in your piss.....kidney function etc Spirometry is lung function.....I've done that so many times I know how to do as little as possible and still pass The hair is for drugs and its the most accurate way. I grew a beard just for that and it was long enough for them to be happy You shoulda shaved off all your hair and made them take a pube! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, Anler said: You shoulda shaved off all your hair and made them take a pube! I havent had a pube over 1/4" long since I was fucking 18........I hate body hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, f7ben said: I havent had a pube over 1/4" long since I was fucking 18........I hate body hair Youd like my pubes! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Anler said: Youd like my pubes! You should pull them all out one by one and feed them to momo 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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