Angry ginger Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, f7ben said: I havent had a pube over 1/4" long since I was fucking 18........I hate body hair SMH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Did they tell you you’re Elizabeth Warrens brother yet? Iiiiiiiiiiyeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Mainecat said: Did they tell you you’re Elizabeth Warrens brother yet? Iiiiiiiiiiyeeeeee Fuck ......they could be running my DNA for all I know.......I had to sign so much shit there is no way that I would have idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted December 13, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted December 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, f7ben said: Fuck ......they could be running my DNA for all I know.......I had to sign so much shit there is no way that I would have idea What is it you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Kivalo said: What is it you do? I'm a fucking electrician and its not a rocket scientist facility or nuke power plant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted December 13, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, f7ben said: The bloodwork I think was just for alcohol .......and I did get kinda drunk last night The urine was to check for blood or any other body leakage in your piss.....kidney function etc Spirometry is lung function.....I've done that so many times I know how to do as little as possible and still pass The hair is for drugs and its the most accurate way. I grew a beard just for that and it was long enough for them to be happy Are ya sure the piss isn't for Diabetes? CDL includes piss and that's what its for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, steve from amherst said: Are ya sure the piss isn't for Diabetes? CDL includes piss and that's what its for. It may be....the doc said my urine looked good and showed no blood or other fluids etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSFB Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 3 hours ago, f7ben said: Had to have the following for the job I chose........ Blood draw Urine Hair sample EKG Chest X-ray Audiology Vision Spirometry Full physical I swear to fuck you'd think I was getting to go to the fucking moon or some shit I have never had to do any of those but I have been fingerprinted, FBI background check and a "personality assessment". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, SSFB said: I have never had to do any of those but I have been fingerprinted, FBI background check and a "personality assessment". personality assessment is standard.......background check as well. They ask all kinds of shit and have to give them w2's and pay stubs etc etc. I've never been fingerprinted and I never will be unless I decide to kill Zpocketski !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, SSFB said: I have never had to do any of those but I have been fingerprinted, FBI background check and a "personality assessment". Ooof. That last one fucked you out of that job good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just now, f7ben said: personality assessment is standard.......background check as well. They ask all kinds of shit and have to give them w2's and pay stubs etc etc. I've never been fingerprinted and I never will be unless I decide to kill Zpocketski !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I'm gonna come up there and violate your 4th Amendment Rytes!!!....then your anus!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zambroski said: I'm gonna come up there and violate your 4th Amendment Rytes!!!....then your anus!!!!!!!!!!!!! I probably wont feel a thing unless you bring someone elses kABASA!!111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, f7ben said: I probably wont feel a thing unless you bring someone elses kABASA!!111 I may have a needle dick but I've got an ass like a Singer sewing machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 hour ago, f7ben said: personality assessment is standard.......background check as well. They ask all kinds of shit and have to give them w2's and pay stubs etc etc. I've never been fingerprinted and I never will be unless I decide to kill Zpocketski !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Maybe your ID is being stolen eh chuckles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodtick Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 That all looks standard for the company I work for. Some of that looks like respirator stuff. You can thank all of the fucks that scam workman’s comp for some of those test. The drug testing is just the norm for skilled labor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionfigureJoe Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) Full fbi background check every year. Every year the health insurance company wants a piece of my fluids. Every year they want me to go on statin drugs. Every year I say no. Every year they deem me non compliant with wellness goals. They pester the fuck out of me with phone calls and texts. Last year I told the nurse that she sounds cute on the phone and should text me a photo. Edited December 14, 2018 by ActionfigureJoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 2 hours ago, ActionfigureJoe said: Full fbi background check every year. Every year the health insurance company wants and piece of my fluids. Every year they want me to go on statin drugs. Every year I say no. Every year they deem me non compliant with wellness goals. They pester the fuck out of me with phone calls and texts. Last year I told the nurse that she sounds cute on the phone and should me a photo. The doctor I saw yesterday was very witty and kinda hot. If she would have had to make me turn my head and cough I think I would have went for it !!!!!!!!!!11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostynuts Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 (edited) You should of mixed some saliva in with your semen sample, just to shown them you got a good wife. Edited December 14, 2018 by Frostynuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 Just now, Frostynuts said: You should of mixed some saliva in with your semen sample, just to shown them you got a good wife. they could take a stool sample and seman sample from you with one test !!!!!!!!!1111 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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