Mainecat Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) Trump's Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart, Says Stormy Daniels https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels He knows he has an unusual penis “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know. Edited September 18, 2018 by Mainecat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 WTF? Now MC has a problem with Trump's penis? Where are you people hatched? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, Mainecat said: Trump's Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart, Says Stormy Daniels https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a Omg.. that’s funny. Hahahahaha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mainecat Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 Just now, xtralettucetomatoe580 said: Omg.. that’s funny. Hahahahaha!!!! At least you have a sense of humor.....thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted September 18, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted September 18, 2018 Trump will love she called it HUGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGNHL Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) That's why men try to become rich anyways, cause women will still fuck them even with shriveled up dick and a body like Mach-z-notty! Edited September 18, 2018 by GGNHL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) Just when I thought MC couldn't go to a lower level and he does. Congrats MC!! Edited September 18, 2018 by T1R9sledder 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motonoggin Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 This is fake nooz! My penis is tremendous, and my pubes are very well groomed. Like the rough at mar-a-lago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Trump has nailed some hot tail with that toad cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Just now, T1R9sledder said: Just when I thought MC couldn't go to a lower level and he does. Congrats MC!! Oh come on....this is fucking awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted September 18, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) Not sure how this is insulting. Reality is you hang with people like this then this is the shit you have to expect. Edited September 18, 2018 by Highmark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 Yeti pubes....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmo Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Maybe the ladies enjoy the mushroom toad shaped penis!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted September 18, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted September 18, 2018 Now that's some funny shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganMarcus Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 The best show on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionfigureJoe Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 hour ago, T1R9sledder said: Just when I thought MC couldn't go to a lower level and he does. Congrats MC!! Defender of trump’s penis. Gotta love you trump followers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoslinger Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 let the defense of trump's penis begin. snakey is going to say it's huge and pretty. dooski will agree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 One thing is for sure....Stormy would suck a million penis's if she could be in Melania's shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 MC is jealious that trump has a penis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Rod Johnson said: MC is jealious that trump has a penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Rod Johnson said: MC is jealious that trump has a penis That probably applies to all Trump haters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionfigureJoe Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 28 minutes ago, DAVE said: One thing is for sure....Stormy would suck a million penis's if she could be in Melania's shoes. All that Milania needed to do was suck a wrinkled doorknob. Bravo for her. Sludgy would’ve done the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oleroule Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 can we expect weekly penis reviews from mc now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, ActionfigureJoe said: All that Milania needed to do was suck a wrinkled doorknob. Bravo for her. Sludgy would’ve done the same You sound jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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