Mainecat Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I didn’t write this but thought it was dead on. No author was noted Dear Fucking Lunatic, I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China — a country that’s only 2,238 years old, give or take. Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware. You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II. We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse. You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help? You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that. You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite. You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS! Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four. Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels? Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say? You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage. You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms. So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever. Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. Sincerely, Everyone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Triggered put to paper. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member SnowRider Posted January 2, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 2, 2018 Spot fucking on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mainecat said: I didn’t write this but thought it was dead on. No author was noted Dear Fucking Lunatic, I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China — a country that’s only 2,238 years old, give or take. Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware. You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II. We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse. You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help? You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that. You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite. You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS! Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four. Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels? Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say? You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage. You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms. So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever. Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. Sincerely, Everyone Had to look that one up. Good one. I expect Moto to add it to his repertoire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 16 minutes ago, Mainecat said: oleaginous That is a great word. I like it. The poor guy or gal that wrote that needs to find a release... Lol hella angry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 49 minutes ago, Zambroski said: Triggered put to paper. Nice. Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 53 minutes ago, Mainecat said: I didn’t write this but thought it was dead on. No author was noted It was posted at DU at 7:26pm. By Aldous J Pennyfarthing . The DU link is https://demu.gr/100210046424 The link to the original OP is right at the head of it. How could you miss it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Snake said: It was posted at DU at 7:26pm. By Aldous J Pennyfarthing . The DU link is https://demu.gr/100210046424 The link to the original OP is right at the head of it. How could you miss it? Looooool owned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ez ryder Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 58 minutes ago, SnowRider said: Spot fucking on did you get some on your face or were you able to grab some Kleenex in to the 3rd paragraph ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted January 2, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted January 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, Snake said: It was posted at DU at 7:26pm. By Aldous J Pennyfarthing . The DU link is https://demu.gr/100210046424 The link to the original OP is right at the head of it. How could you miss it? Mainecunt shit his pants yet again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Highmark Posted January 2, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold War Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Sad & pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Snake said: It was posted at DU at 7:26pm. By Aldous J Pennyfarthing . The DU link is https://demu.gr/100210046424 The link to the original OP is right at the head of it. How could you miss it? He's actually now too embarrassed to admit he gets his material from Duh. I find that bizarre as he seems fine admitting he gets his politcal talking points from "Vanity Fair". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toslow Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 MC reminds me of a squirrel with a nut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 43 minutes ago, Zambroski said: He's actually now too embarrassed to admit he gets his material from Duh. I find that bizarre as he seems fine admitting he gets his politcal talking points from "Vanity Fair". Snot gets so mad when you call him out for his DU copy and paste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Mainecat said: I didn’t write this but thought it was dead on. No author was noted Dear Fucking Lunatic, I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China — a country that’s only 2,238 years old, give or take. Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware. You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II. We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse. You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help? You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that. You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite. You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS! Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four. Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels? Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say? You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage. You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms. So happy new year, Mr. Pr*sident. And fuck you forever. Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. Sincerely, Everyone Why do you hate Trump??? I may have asked you before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted January 2, 2018 Gold Member Share Posted January 2, 2018 28 minutes ago, polaris550 said: Why do you hate Trump??? I may have asked you before. The DNC told him too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dz246 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Kivalo said: The DNC told him too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted January 2, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted January 2, 2018 When someone no longer is forced to buy health ins and they choose not to, they are not exactly getting kicked off their HI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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