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Everything posted by Ernie McCracken
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I could really go for an orange whip right now.
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Tanqueray and Tab, bitches.
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The orange shit stain actually deserves some credit
Ernie McCracken replied to Snoslinger's topic in Current Events
You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels, my friend. -
Shit became a 7-10 split when we allowed milfs to vote. Went right in the gutter with no ball return.
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Big Ern thinks you are a dykopath because humor isn't your thing.
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Hustle a few rounds of the royal pins, enjoy some Tanqueray and Tab, and find me some snatch.
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John Deere X485 w/ 47" snowblower attachment
Ernie McCracken replied to Kivalo's topic in Current Events
Did you spend the extra $350 on the power steering and Landau roof? -
Barbara Walters won't be coming down for dinner...
Ernie McCracken replied to Crnr2Crnr's topic in Current Events
Georgie! Welcome to the party! Can I interest you in a round of bowling for a few grand wager? -
Jan. 6 Committee Withdraws Its Subpoena of Trump
Ernie McCracken replied to Badger**'s topic in Current Events
You are 9 pins short of a 7-10 split... -
Is this Joe guy a Bible salesman or something?
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I made little Johnathan's mom squeal last night like a belt with too little deflection.
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I never use just the tip.
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@SnowRider Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
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I wonder why there’s a teacher shortage?
Ernie McCracken replied to Mainecat's topic in Current Events
Everyone here should sponsor a fatherless family through the Unified Fund. I sponsor a fatherless family in every city I bowl in. I also sponsor the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. I have to do something. I can't help myself. -
Will the Thrasher threads survive without 550?? Poll.
Ernie McCracken replied to Badger**'s topic in Current Events
Don't sell yourself short, we've seen you in action. -
??? Time for a subforum in the Covid forum???
Ernie McCracken replied to Jerry 976's topic in Current Events
I think I caught the monkey pox from that single mom I had at the 1979 Iowa state bowling championship. Nothing a little penicillin doesn't clean up. -
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Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
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I like that. I'm going to Munson the name Roy for Donnie. Shut the fuck up, Donnie! You're out of your element!
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Didn't I tell you to call me Ernie or Big Ern?
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Any port in a storm.
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Go back to your own sub forum.
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I'm going to call you Roy.
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The more geriatric folk.