Ernie McCracken

I could really go for an orange whip right now.

Tanqueray and Tab, bitches.

You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels, my friend.

Shit became a 7-10 split when we allowed milfs to vote. Went right in the gutter with no ball return.

Big Ern thinks you are a dykopath because humor isn't your thing.

Hustle a few rounds of the royal pins, enjoy some Tanqueray and Tab, and find me some snatch.

Did you spend the extra $350 on the power steering and Landau roof?

Georgie! Welcome to the party! Can I interest you in a round of bowling for a few grand wager?

You are 9 pins short of a 7-10 split...

Is this Joe guy a Bible salesman or something?

I made little Johnathan's mom squeal last night like a belt with too little deflection.

I never use just the tip.

@SnowRider Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

Everyone here should sponsor a fatherless family through the Unified Fund. I sponsor a fatherless family in every city I bowl in. I also sponsor the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. I have to do something. I can't help myself.

Don't sell yourself short, we've seen you in action.