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Ernie McCracken

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  • Current Sled
    Sno-Coupe & Single Moms

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  1. Ernie McCracken
    I could really go for an orange whip right now.
  2. Ernie McCracken
    Tanqueray and Tab, bitches.
  3. Ernie McCracken
    You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels, my friend.
  4. Ernie McCracken
    Shit became a 7-10 split when we allowed milfs to vote. Went right in the gutter with no ball return.
  5. Ernie McCracken
    Big Ern thinks you are a dykopath because humor isn't your thing.
  6. Ernie McCracken
    Hustle a few rounds of the royal pins, enjoy some Tanqueray and Tab, and find me some snatch.
  7. Ernie McCracken
    Did you spend the extra $350 on the power steering and Landau roof?
  8. Ernie McCracken
    Georgie! Welcome to the party! Can I interest you in a round of bowling for a few grand wager?
  9. Ernie McCracken
    You are 9 pins short of a 7-10 split...
  10. Ernie McCracken
    Is this Joe guy a Bible salesman or something?
  11. Ernie McCracken
    I made little Johnathan's mom squeal last night like a belt with too little deflection.
  12. Ernie McCracken
    I never use just the tip.
  13. Ernie McCracken
    @SnowRider Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
  14. Ernie McCracken
    Everyone here should sponsor a fatherless family through the Unified Fund. I sponsor a fatherless family in every city I bowl in. I also sponsor the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. I have to do something. I can't help myself.
  15. Ernie McCracken
    Don't sell yourself short, we've seen you in action.
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