Jump to content
Check your account email address ×

Anthony Scaramucci's absolutely bananas quotes to the New Yorker, ranked


Recommended Posts

New York guys are the best, seriously how the fuck do you beat this!!!

 

Quote

 

Anthony Scaramucci's absolutely bananas quotes to the New Yorker, ranked

 

Just when you thought Anthony Scaramucci's CNN interview on Thursday morning couldn't possibly be topped, the incoming White House communications director goes and outdoes himself!
The New Yorker's Ryan Lizza published a piece Thursday night detailing a phone conversation he had the previous evening with Scaramucci -- a call that came in the wake of Lizza reportingthat the communications director was having dinner with President Donald Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, Fox News host Sean Hannity and former top Fox News executive Bill Shine.
The call, as reported by Lizza, was bananas. Like b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
 
"I sometimes use colorful language," Scaramucci tweeted in the wake of the story posting. "I will refrain in this arena but not give up the passionate fight for @realDonaldTrump's agenda. #MAGA"
You should read the whole thing yourself. But here are the high/low-lights, ranked by how disastrously bad they are for Scaramucci and the Trump White House.
 
12. "The lie detector starts..."
Lizza reports that Scaramucci broke off this thought without finishing it -- amid a broader rant about how leakers had broken the law. This quote is like Kwame Brown -- so much upside, unrealized.
 
11. "OK, the Mooch showed up a week ago. This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, OK."
Nothing truly damaging here but a) the fact that Scaramucci referred to himself in the third person and b) called himself "the Mooch" is truly amazing.
 
10. "Yeah, let me go, though, because I've gotta start tweeting some shit to make this guy crazy."
This was Scaramucci's sign-off with Lizza. As Lizza notes, Scaramucci then sent the tweet about leaking his financial disclosure -- a tweet in which he tagged Priebus. This quote then puts to lie Scaramucci's explanation that he tagged Priebus in the tweet to show it was a united front against the leakers.
 
9. "I've done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they're going to have to go fuck themselves."
Not sure they're going to "have to" do that. I mean, it's certainly an option. But far from a necessity.
 
8. "Reince Priebus -- if you want to leak something -- he'll be asked to resign very shortly."
This would be a disastrous quote in any other circumstance. The new communications director telling a reporter that the chief of staff is going to resign! In this interview, it doesn't even come close to cracking the top five.
 
7. (tie) "What I'm going to do is, I will eliminate everyone in the comms team and we'll start over."
"I'm going to fire every one of them, and then you haven't protected anybody, so the entire place will be fired over the next two weeks."
"They'll all be fired by me. I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I'll fire tomorrow."
To pick a favorite among the "firing trio" is too hard. (It's like picking your favorite Sand Snake.) But, can you imagine Scaramucci showing up for work tomorrow and facing the staff? "Hey everybody, I know I told a reporter that I was going to fire all of you. But, you know, people say stuff, right? Who's with me?"
(crickets)
 
4. "You're an American citizen, this is a major catastrophe for the American country. So I'm asking you as an American patriot to give me a sense of who leaked it."
Any political reporter whose been at it for a while will tell you that attempts to guilt you into not writing something come in all shapes and sizes. But the appeal to patriotism is a new one -- especially when you consider that this isn't about classified intelligence. This is about Scaramucci having dinner with the President, the first lady and Sean Hannity.
 
3. "What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President's agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people."
Ok. So, here's the plan:
1. We kill everyone who leaked anything.
2. We succeed for the American people.
3. Resign in glory.
 
2. "I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock."
That this bit of insight into the White House chief strategist's flexibility isn't the number one most damaging thing that Scaramucci says is truly remarkable. It's like how James Harden didn't win the MVP because Russell Westbrook averaged a triple double.
It takes only a once-in-a-lifetime effort for this quote to be the runner-up.
 
1. "Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac...'Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.'"
There's so much here. The bashing of Priebus' state of mind. The imitating of Priebus. The words themselves. This is a hall-of-fame-type quote. And Scaramucci wasn't even supposed to start as communications director until August 15!

 

 
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nice breakdown from a hack news source by a liberal rag writer published in a horrifically crap liberal rag.  Thank goodness she was able to count it down and anywise it all for the Trump haters that need their talking points.

Another winner Vinney!!!

:lmao:

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, Zambroski said:

Nice breakdown from a hack news source by a liberal rag writer published in a horrifically crap liberal rag.  Thank goodness she was able to count it down and anywise it all for the Trump haters that need their talking points.

Another winner Vinney!!!

:lmao:

 

Hey meathead are you tired of winning yet? :lol: 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, Zambroski said:

Nice breakdown from a hack news source by a liberal rag writer published in a horrifically crap liberal rag.  Thank goodness she was able to count it down and anywise it all for the Trump haters that need their talking points.

Another winner Vinney!!!

:lmao:

 

Like trump when you say the words expect the blowback

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, Zambroski said:

Nice breakdown from a hack news source by a liberal rag writer published in a horrifically crap liberal rag.  Thank goodness she was able to count it down and anywise it all for the Trump haters that need their talking points.

Another winner Vinney!!!

:lmao:

 

They wouldn't have anything if the liberal media didn't break it up into cliff notes for the minions.  The classic manipulation move....tell them bs and let the minions interpret it.

Edited by racer254
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Platinum Contributing Member
14 minutes ago, racer254 said:

They wouldn't have anything if the liberal media didn't break it up into cliff notes for the minions.  The classic manipulation move....tell them bs and let the minions interpret it.

You should tattoo 'minion' on your forehead. Doe Dumber - you love in LaLa Land :bc: 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, SnowRider said:

You should tattoo 'minion' on your forehead. Doe Dumber - you love in LaLa Land :bc: 

Every speech Trump or someone close to him makes, is broken down into little bullet points for people like you.  Think about that.

Edited by racer254
Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 hours ago, Zambroski said:

Nice breakdown from a hack news source by a liberal rag writer published in a horrifically crap liberal rag.  Thank goodness she was able to count it down and anywise it all for the Trump haters that need their talking points.

Another winner Vinney!!!

:lmao:

 

While the quotes dont' bother me, they will rile up some of the "genteel" types and I wished he'd watch his tongue.  On the other hand, this is fucking war, and he just declared it.  So let the chips fall where they may. :bc: 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Hes not even the communication director yet. He has to sell his company and be free of it before his appointment.

The sale is under a microscope because the Chinese are buying it and it has to be clear they are buying at market value and not a overblown price. The Chinese buying at a overblown price may be looking for influence from him if he gets appointed.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, Mileage Psycho said:

Hey meathead are you tired of winning yet? :lol: 

 

Not even close!  Sorry you can't see it from my side though.  Let me know when the score starts to change.  0-5 so far.  

38 minutes ago, xtralettucetomatoe580 said:

I gotta admit... This Mooch guy is fucking funny. Reince and Bannon are fucking losers. He's like New York AMG, just all piss and vinegar. LET THE TRUMP SOAP OPERA CONTINUE!!!!!111!!!!

Oh I like this guy...a LOT!  He's gonna have the media swirling for weeks/months/years.  Now let's see him start to get rid of the weak links in the admin.  He's already narrowed down two retards.  LET FLY!

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 minutes ago, DriftBusta said:

While the quotes dont' bother me, they will rile up some of the "genteel" types and I wished he'd watch his tongue.  On the other hand, this is fucking war, and he just declared it.  So let the chips fall where they may. :bc: 

"genteel". :lol: 

Bold: YUP!  Get busy with it...fuck all the pussyfooting around and trying to be PC...that is OVER!  Let's see him get busy doing what he just said he would...without care using extreme malice.  

8 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

Hes not even the communication director yet. He has to sell his company and be free of it before his appointment.

The sale is under a microscope because the Chinese are buying it and it has to be clear they are buying at market value and not a overblown price. The Chinese buying at a overblown price may be looking for influence from him if he gets appointed.

"Spot on!"

:lol:

Wait...wut? :lmao:

 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

30 minutes ago, ActionfigureJoe said:

no need. the speeches aren't that complex for us. 

Some one must think they are a little complex for you to understand.  Why else is there always some liberal article breaking them down like this.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Platinum Contributing Member
4 minutes ago, Zambroski said:

"genteel". :lol: 

Bold: YUP!  Get busy with it...fuck all the pussyfooting around and trying to be PC...that is OVER!  Let's see him get busy doing what he just said he would...without care using extreme malice.  

"Spot on!"

:lol:

Wait...wut? :lmao:

 

He's not on the payroll :lol: Check your 'news' :lmao: for the info :lol: 

Edited by SnowRider
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, racer254 said:

Some one must think they are a little complex for you to understand.  Why else is there always some liberal article breaking them down like this.

I thought it was funny as shit!  But it's nothing new.

Quote from a non-liberal....STOP TAPE>  See, here's what that means.  START TAPE>...quote.....STOP TAPE> Now, here's what this means......

:lol:

 

SR Maddow.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, Zambroski said:

I thought it was funny as shit!  But it's nothing new.

Quote from a non-liberal....STOP TAPE>  See, here's what that means.  START TAPE>...quote.....STOP TAPE> Now, here's what this means......

:lol:

 

SR Maddow.jpg

Poor SeRena.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Trying to pay the bills, lol

×
×
  • Create New...