Deephaven Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 7 hours ago, DriftBusta said: You can always tell who never competed. 11 yrs ago. 4th in 45+ expert in NESC championship series. 210 lbs of blue twisted steel, same weight I am now. Faster than you probably were at 25. Come get some Congrats! You obviously have the smallest dick on the forum! Not sure why you are rubbing that in though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Deephaven said: Congrats! You obviously have the smallest dick on the forum! No, you still hold that honor, no worries Sheldon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 So how many of ya'll here got a handy from your lady this weekend? I'm thinking I can count on one hand with a few fingers missing and get close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Rigid1 Posted October 16, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, racinfarmer said: So how many of ya'll here got a handy from your lady this weekend? I'm thinking I can count on one hand with a few fingers missing and get close. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 2 hours ago, racinfarmer said: So how many of ya'll here got a handy from your lady this weekend? I'm thinking I can count on one hand with a few fingers missing and get close. I had coitus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, HSR said: I had coitus. Riveting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, HSR said: I had coitus. Right or left hand? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Steve753 Posted October 16, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 16, 2023 16 minutes ago, DriftBusta said: Riveting. He didn't need a blue pill like you do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriftBusta Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, Steve753 said: He didn't need a blue pill like you do. Thats one of the creepiest white knights I think I've ever seen here. Ewww. How would you know? Never mind. Eewww. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Steve753 Posted October 16, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 16, 2023 1 minute ago, DriftBusta said: Thats one of the creepiest white knights I think I've ever seen here. Ewww. How would you know? Never mind. Eewww. You probably jump on a chair when you see a mouse to huh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deephaven Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 1 hour ago, racinfarmer said: So how many of ya'll here got a handy from your lady this weekend? Hands and mouth together count? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 33 minutes ago, racinfarmer said: Right or left hand? She needs to use both to handle it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 11 minutes ago, Deephaven said: Hands and mouth together count? I wish I could be as flexible as you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, HSR said: She needs to use both to handle it To point and laugh at it? Edited October 16, 2023 by racinfarmer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 2 hours ago, racinfarmer said: To point and laugh at it? Ok you're getting creepy now. Are you some sort of "Drag" racer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted October 16, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 16, 2023 9 hours ago, racinfarmer said: So how many of ya'll here got a handy from your lady this weekend? I'm thinking I can count on one hand with a few fingers missing and get close. Should've asked how many gave themselves a handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01mxz800 Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 10 hours ago, HSR said: She needs to use both to handle it one for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted October 16, 2023 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 16, 2023 5 hours ago, Skidooski said: Should've asked how many gave themselves a handy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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