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Why do I get the feeling Trump is looking to start several more wars???

Good bye momorider

 

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Wannabe Hacker Momorider ArrestedApril 25, 2017

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USA, (WASARRESTED) -- An individual who attempted to hack into hundreds and maybe thousands of pornograpic websites under the nick name "l33t hax0r" has been arrested on federal criminal charges of attempted unauthorized access to private networks.

Momorider is also accused of credit card fraud in which thousands of dollars were used to buy dildos, liquid latex and inflatable sheep.

"Momorider isn't a hacker. Momorider is what you would call a 'script kiddie' or someone who downloads and runs scripts written by real hackers. Unfortunatley for him the consequences are the same", said officer Cranium.

He went on to say, "If co-workers had not reported their credit cards stolen we never would have cared about this person." The officer also noted that the credit cards were lifted from the individuals wallets and NOT "hacked" as Momorider claims.

Momorider faces a maximum of 4 years in prison and $125,000 in fines if convicted on the federal charges, although sentencing guidelines typically result in much lighter penalties.

Momorider Was quoted as saying, "I am a l33t hax0r! fear me!" over and over again.

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Edited April 26, 20178 yr by Kev144

2 minutes ago, SSFB said:

Three discussions that have caused more butthurt on FSCE than any others:

Religion

Military

9/11

 

Guess who has the butthurt?

You missed 2016 election.

And I'll take Democrats for $200, Chuck.

 

Just now, Zambroski said:

2016 election?

 

Slinger and MC are giving it a good fight, that's for sure.

 

3 minutes ago, Kev144 said:

Good bye momorider

 

 

Fudge packing Sodomite posts what?  

1 hour ago, Snake said:

So we can strike "What do you know from personal experience" from the FSCE lexicon, because we now need no type of experience or first hand knowledge.

Makes things very easy for the do nothing losers on the site.

You best stick to the package delivery threads, because that is pretty much all you know..

this fits well

 

phantom shitter

Just now, SSFB said:

Slinger and MC are giving it a good fight, that's for sure.

 

No, I'll give credit to Slinger and Spinner though.  We seem to be losing the rest.

MC is in complete delusion.  It'd be sad to watch if it wasn't so funny.  If any man hopes for peace in death, it's him.  I know others around him can't wait!

 

1 minute ago, Kev144 said:

this fits well

 

phantom shitter

Perfect!!!1

 

12 minutes ago, Kev144 said:

this fits well

 

phantom shitter

 

12 minutes ago, Momorider said:

Fudge packing Sodomite posts what?  

 

57 minutes ago, Momorider said:

My Nieces ex husband was a recruiter she met him wanting to join and did tours in both Afganistan and Iraq since, it's just another assignment  Snake was in Germany for years if I remember  doubt he recruited there 

Doubt he seen conflict there either. 

1 hour ago, Snake said:

"Edgy."

Shortshit is Bhen with a better driving record.

Exactly

1 hour ago, SSFB said:

You gonna beat me up?

I don't hit women 

1 hour ago, SSFB said:

Oh look, another guy telling people all about themselves. Fuckbags like you are why these forums suck. 

So leave 

1 hour ago, Momorider said:

You do need a good beating upside the head, might smarten you up  

Wouldn't help. He'd still be a little sissy emotional liberal pussy. 

1 hour ago, Momorider said:

Then Shut The Fuck Up  go away 

1 hour ago, Biggie Smails said:

So he never saw combat yet he suckered poor saps into joining who very well may have.....and he has the balls to run around sticking his service in everybody's face. What a flaming bag of shit.

57 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said:

Nope...what's the point? Did you fire a shot in anger at any East German Soldiers?

So, unless you've been in combat, your service means nothing? Is that what you're implying?

4 minutes ago, SVT Renegade XRS said:

Exactly

I don't hit women 

So leave 

Wouldn't help. He'd still be a little sissy emotional liberal pussy. 

So, unless you've been in combat, your service means nothing? Is that what you're implying?

I'd say people who can't control themselves to the point where they threaten to beat people up need to leave. Stuff here is like water off a duck's back to me. We're well aware of your emotional outbursts threatening to beat people up. 

You're on opposite world like many others though. 

3 minutes ago, SSFB said:

I'd say people who can't control themselves to the point where they threaten to beat people up need to leave. Stuff here is like water off a duck's back to me. 

 

Wait....I was in full control here the whole time I was in "discussion" with Snowfucktardrider.  So, I think as long as people stay in control...it should be acceptable.  Feel free to use that line to amend the rules.

 

16 minutes ago, SSFB said:

I'd say people who can't control themselves to the point where they threaten to beat people up need to leave. Stuff here is like water off a duck's back to me. We're well aware of your emotional outbursts threatening to beat people up. 

You're on opposite world like many others though. 

Make me 

1 minute ago, SVT Renegade XRS said:

Make me 

Nobody was suggesting that you should be made to leave.

 

Just now, SSFB said:

Nobody was suggesting that you should be made to leave.

 

You said you think I should 

1 minute ago, SVT Renegade XRS said:

You said you think I should 

Yeah that you should leave, which is not the same as saying someone should be forced to leave.

Again, opposite world..........

 

I'm saying that the one guy here that actually has seen combat is the most level headed when it comes to going to war.

If I wanted anyone to be forced to leave it would have happened a long time ago.

 

1 minute ago, Biggie Smails said:

I'm saying that the one guy here that actually has seen combat is the most level headed when it comes to going to war.

Ryan and I had a fairly in depth discussion about the military, 9/11 and wars after many beers and there were no hurt feelings on either side.

Imagine that discussion with some of these guys. 

Just now, SSFB said:

Ryan and I had a fairly in depth discussion about the military, 9/11 and wars after many beers and there were no hurt feelings on either side.

Imagine that discussion with some of these guys. 

Yeah it would not be good.

5 hours ago, Momorider said:

from the Bipolarhooknosed clueless FUCK

Momo the Cock Gobbler.

33 minutes ago, Biggie Smails said:

I'm saying that the one guy here that actually has seen combat is the most level headed when it comes to going to war.

Every combat vet that I know and have met has his attitude towards war.

4 minutes ago, Mileage Psycho said:

Every combat vet that I know and have met has his attitude towards war.

Jesus.  Just shit the fuck up Ballsack.

Weird, cuz a lot I served with don't share that attitude.  Some are nuts.  You run into many during your mini-navy cadet scout reunions?

I do applaud XLT for his communicating about his experience outside of the veteran circle.  I do not, and don't know any that do.