AK440 Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 (edited) Fuck yay! The 2023 race is almost here. This is the hardest snowmobile race ever created. USXC cornfield “racing” doesn’t even compare. Iron Doggers race where there are no roads, cell coverage, hotels, restaurants or bars. You get seriously hurt you can die. Medical help is hours away even if the weather allows for someone to fly in and get you. If your sled breaks down YOU have to fix it if you want to keep going to get to shelter. You don’t get the luxury of walking 5’ out of the ditch to the paved road and waving down a car or calling for help on you phone. No, you break down in the Iron Dog you’re fucked! If you can’t fix it or tow it somewhere to get fixed your race is over. This race isn’t for pussies and beer swilling internet jockeys who’s idea of wilderness is standing in the middle of the back 40 looking at silos on the distance. https://www.irondog.org/race/events https://www.irondog.org/roster Edited February 18, 2023 by AK440 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bontz Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 So we can look forward to seeing the #440 Polaris Sprint sled taking part this year ... cool story bro!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, AK440 said: Fuck yay! The 2023 race is almost here. This is the hardest snowmobile race ever created. USXC cornfield “racing” doesn’t even compare. Iron Doggers race where there are no roads, cell coverage, hotels, restaurants or bars. You get seriously hurt you can die. Medical help is hours away even if the weather allows for someone to fly in and get you. If your sled breaks down YOU have to fix it if you want to keep going to get to shelter. You don’t get the luxury of walking 5’ out of the ditch to the paved road and waving down a car or calling for help on you phone. No, you break down in the Iron Dog you’re fucked! If you can’t fix it or tow it somewhere to get fixed your race is over. This race isn’t for pussies and beer swilling internet jockeys who’s idea of wilderness is standing in the middle of the back 40 looking at silos on the distance. https://www.irondog.org/race/events https://www.irondog.org/roster HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED DURING THE IRON DOG? Although the combination of speed, terrain and extreme conditions can be a dangerous mix, no death has so far been directly attributed to the race. That's why ya need the NSP clutch kit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bontz Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, HSR said: That's why ya need the NSP clutch kit Heck ya!! It's a polar bear and wolf preventer!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 39 minutes ago, AK440 said: This race isn’t for pussies and beer swilling internet jockeys who’s idea of wilderness is standing in the middle of the back 40 looking at silos on the distance. If you're serious and gonna run that Sprint PM me, my kids had one and I have a sick rear suspension mod that will blow you away, you'll need the shock dampers from the rear door of a 2000 Ford Windstar but I can't say more on here, there is some Cat racers listening.You won't even say the word "bridging" anymore!! Ski-doo stole my idea with the R-motion but the lawyers will figure that out. (Pssss a PB clutch will give ya 7.3-8.6mph on top end and shave 17 seconds off the 0-60 time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member EvilBird Posted November 30, 2022 Gold Member Share Posted November 30, 2022 33 minutes ago, AK440 said: Fuck yay! The 2023 race is almost here. This is the hardest snowmobile race ever created. USXC cornfield “racing” doesn’t even compare. Iron Doggers race where there are no roads, cell coverage, hotels, restaurants or bars. You get seriously hurt you can die. Medical help is hours away even if the weather allows for someone to fly in and get you. If your sled breaks down YOU have to fix it if you want to keep going to get to shelter. You don’t get the luxury of walking 5’ out of the ditch to the paved road and waving down a car or calling for help on you phone. No, you break down in the Iron Dog you’re fucked! If you can’t fix it or tow it somewhere to get fixed your race is over. This race isn’t for pussies and beer swilling internet jockeys who’s idea of wilderness is standing in the middle of the back 40 looking at silos on the distance. https://www.irondog.org/race/events https://www.irondog.org/roster Inbred Alaskan says what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not greg b Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 49 minutes ago, HSR said: HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED DURING THE IRON DOG? Although the combination of speed, terrain and extreme conditions can be a dangerous mix, no death has so far been directly attributed to the race. That's why ya need the NSP clutch kit Maybe the soo 500 needs to get some of those life saving clutch kits. Many people have died from polar bear attacks in that race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnstang Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 Nobody outside of Alaska cares about this race lol 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bontz Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 53 minutes ago, mnstang said: Nobody outside of Alaska cares about this race lol Hell, I'd bet most people inside Alaska don't either LOL 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnstang Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bontz said: Hell, I'd bet most people inside Alaska don't either LOL Glue happens 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MnDean Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Cool race , they sell raffle tickets 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not greg b Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 minute ago, MnDean said: Cool race , they sell raffle tickets How much to win a nsp product or a polar bear?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinfarmer Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 hour ago, mnstang said: Nobody outside of Alaska cares about this race lol If you are from the lower 48, the Iron Dog is a winter long $50,000+ commitment. I don't have that kind of time, and if I did, I wouldn't have the money to blow on racing the Iron Dog. Then I need to find a second swinging D in a similar situation. The Soo is a large money and time commitment too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MnDean Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, Not greg b said: How much to win a nsp product or a polar bear?? NSP is in for stickers, polar bears are strategically placed along the route for clean up purposes only. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crnr2Crnr Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 3 hours ago, AK440 said: Fuck yay! The 2023 race is almost here. This is the hardest snowmobile race ever created. USXC cornfield “racing” doesn’t even compare. Iron Doggers race where there are no roads, cell coverage, hotels, restaurants or bars. You get seriously hurt you can die. Medical help is hours away even if the weather allows for someone to fly in and get you. If your sled breaks down YOU have to fix it if you want to keep going to get to shelter. You don’t get the luxury of walking 5’ out of the ditch to the paved road and waving down a car or calling for help on you phone. No, you break down in the Iron Dog you’re fucked! If you can’t fix it or tow it somewhere to get fixed your race is over. This race isn’t for pussies and beer swilling internet jockeys who’s idea of wilderness is standing in the middle of the back 40 looking at silos on the distance. https://www.irondog.org/race/events https://www.irondog.org/roster HOORAY, HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! never heard of it, can you tell us about your involvement in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune46x Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 sometimes on a saturday I like to sit on my hand till it goes numb pop a tylonal pm , and jerk off and see what happens - do I fall asleep or do I nut - either way I am the winner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crnr2Crnr Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 iron dog looks vicious... do you wear a tu-tu and high heels while competing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crnr2Crnr Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 hey! where's @Nanner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK440 Posted December 1, 2022 Author Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 hours ago, mnstang said: Nobody outside of Alaska cares about this race lol Uh huh, they care so little that Polaris came out with the Cross Country in a 136 last season just so they could still compete in it as 650’s are not allowed. The 136 provides better floatation on the fresh snow sections of the trail. Ever heard of that? Fresh snow that isn’t groomed or covered with dirt, garbage and shit like the bitch ditches you ride in? The OEM’s care so little about this race that Ski-Doo released an Iron Dog model. https://ir.brp.com/es/news-releases/news-release-details/brp-introduces-ski-doo-mxz-iron-dog-special-sled-honour-iconic/ You’re too fucking dumb to be on my thread! Do some research before posting more dribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK440 Posted December 1, 2022 Author Share Posted December 1, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Bontz said: Hell, I'd bet most people inside Alaska don't either LOL 2 hours ago, Bontz said: Hell, I'd bet most people inside Alaska don't either LOL Wrong. 1 hour ago, racinfarmer said: If you are from the lower 48, the Iron Dog is a winter long $50,000+ commitment. I don't have that kind of time, and if I did, I wouldn't have the money to blow on racing the Iron Dog. Then I need to find a second swinging D in a similar situation. The Soo is a large money and time commitment too. It’s called working hard and getting sponsors. 15 minutes ago, Crnr2Crnr said: iron dog looks vicious... do you wear a tu-tu and high heels while competing? Do you wear those things while posting? Edited December 1, 2022 by AK440 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bontz Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 13 minutes ago, AK440 said: You’re too fucking dumb to be on my thread! Do some research before posting more dribble. Speaking of too fucking dumb Quite the conundrum you put yourself in here, Sporto. If the Iron Dog is the end-all, be-all race you claim it to be, yet the Rush style sleds are so shitty ... how is it the race was won multiple times by those sleds? You're good for one thing, that's for sure ... and that's a good ol' LOL moment. It's one thing to spout off about how worthless this forum is, but then to continue to be here AND look like a complete moron??? Wow ... well done!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crnr2Crnr Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, AK440 said: Uh huh, they care so little that Polaris came out with the Cross Country in a 136 last season just so they could still compete in it as 650’s are not allowed. The 136 provides better floatation on the fresh snow sections of the trail. Ever heard of that? Fresh snow that isn’t groomed or covered with dirt, garbage and shit like the bitch ditches you ride in? The OEM’s care so little about this race that Ski-Doo released an Iron Dog model. https://ir.brp.com/es/news-releases/news-release-details/brp-introduces-ski-doo-mxz-iron-dog-special-sled-honour-iconic/ You’re too fucking dumb to be on my thread! Do some research before posting more dribble. derr... they can't race 650's in XC or SX racing either 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crnr2Crnr Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Bontz said: Speaking of too fucking dumb Quite the conundrum you put yourself in here, Sporto. If the Iron Dog is the end-all, be-all race you claim it to be, yet the Rush style sleds are so shitty ... how is it the race was won multiple times by those sleds? You're good for one thing, that's for sure ... and that's a good ol' LOL moment. It's one thing to spout off about how worthless this forum is, but then to continue to be here AND look like a complete moron??? Wow ... well done!! if Ramstain were still here, he'd be mad about his crown being taken away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 22 minutes ago, AK440 said: Uh huh, they care so little that Polaris came out with the Cross Country in a 136 last season just so they could still compete in it as 650’s are not allowed. The 136 provides better floatation on the fresh snow sections of the trail. Ever heard of that? Fresh snow that isn’t groomed or covered with dirt, garbage and shit like the bitch ditches you ride in? The OEM’s care so little about this race that Ski-Doo released an Iron Dog model. https://ir.brp.com/es/news-releases/news-release-details/brp-introduces-ski-doo-mxz-iron-dog-special-sled-honour-iconic/ You’re too fucking dumb to be on my thread! Do some research before posting more dribble. 11 minutes ago, AK440 said: Wrong. It’s called working hard and getting sponsors. Do you wear those things while posting? What belt you running on the Sprint? I have a secret there too!! You could be the most famous guy ever !!! And don't think you know what my suspension secret is and try it with 1998 Dodge caravan door dampers,no ho, they don't work,too much rebound!Go sit in your local Walmart parking lot on a Sunday aboot noon , you'll see, just watch the ladies in bingo pants putting their cases of potato chips and soda in the back,,watch the rear door motion!! I can tell you're a man that pays attention to details Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK440 Posted December 1, 2022 Author Share Posted December 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bontz said: Speaking of too fucking dumb Quite the conundrum you put yourself in here, Sporto. If the Iron Dog is the end-all, be-all race you claim it to be, yet the Rush style sleds are so shitty ... how is it the race was won multiple times by those sleds? You're good for one thing, that's for sure ... and that's a good ol' LOL moment. It's one thing to spout off about how worthless this forum is, but then to continue to be here AND look like a complete moron??? Wow ... well done!! Polaris gave all all the best riders free sleds and flooded the entires because no one would race them otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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