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Avoiding  Jury Duty ....

1. Throw away their letters with out even opening..

2.  Send them a perfectly written letter in French, German , etc requesting them to resend their letter in your requested language.

One and Two work well from experience..

Don't.  use # 0ne in California, they issue bench arrests for failure to appear.  Bunch of pricks.

Everybody in the system makes big bucks.... Why should the public work for free.....

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They asked me 2 questions 1 about cops honesty and 1 somthing about minority crime can't remember exactly .  I gave them my honest awnsers and I was told I could go home. Those that know me personaly know I have zero issue telling it like it is in person with no filter with zero fucks given . That did not go with with the prosecutor or defense attorney asking questions nor the judge as he was the one who excused me lol 

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I went once for the selection process and sat their listening to the BS process then it was my turn for the interview. I got lucky it was with a lady and gave her my sob story lol. I told her I was a single dad with 3 kids and in a bad financial way and couldn't afford to take time off work and had nobody to look after the kids. It worked and about a year ago another letter came and it went in the garbage

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13 hours ago, ICG said:

Avoiding  Jury Duty ....

1. Throw away their letters with out even opening..

2.  Send them a perfectly written letter in French, German , etc requesting them to resend their letter in your requested language.

One and Two work well from experience..

Don't.  use # 0ne in California, they issue bench arrests for failure to appear.  Bunch of pricks.

Everybody in the system makes big bucks.... Why should the public work for free.....

#2... No. Everyone is bilingual here..

 

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On 10/28/2022 at 10:02 AM, awful knawful said:

#2... No. Everyone is bilingual here..

 

They didn't know French, when I sent them a written request for all correspondence.

If that doesn't work during jury selection a couple of key questions will synch it.

Civil -  ask Plaintiffs council what jurors cut is.

Criminal - nod , wink at Defence Attorney.  Flirt with council and client 

Or ask  States Attorney, if they can help you with a motor vehicle infraction.... One hand washes another 

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1 minute ago, EvilBird said:

ive always been dismissed.

Last time I got called in to Hartford Superior Court, sat there all fuckin day, finally get called in.  Case was about a slip and fall at a rental property, and the attorney suing the property owner was interviewing me..  I told them I had rental properties, and was sued once by a lady who tripped over a box and got a big payout from my insurance company.   "i'm the last guy you want on this jury"  :lol:  "You're dismissed".

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