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WASHINGTON, D.C.—An anonymous report from anonymous sources confirmed without a doubt that Trump has punched a baby directly in the face, completely unprovoked. According to the anonymous sources that are so anonymous they speak mainly through quiet whispers carried along on the north winds, Trump was in the Oval Office when he saw the innocent baby and ruthlessly assaulted him."That baby, he looked at me funny," said Trump, according to 48 sources who wish to remain unidentified. "I know a funny look when I see one. What a dope! That baby looks like a complete and total loser. You want a piece of me, baby?" 

Secret witnesses who have not been named are confirming that Trump wound up and punched the baby square in the face, even though the baby had done nothing aggressive or right-wing that would rightly provoke such an attack. "I prefer babies who aren't total losers," said Trump. "That baby was a complete disaster. Looked at me funny. Probably a member of Antifa. Sad."

Nancy Pelosi has confirmed that the anonymous sources cited by the media have leaked further information on Trump's alleged altercation with the baby. She has assured the public she will be conducting a thorough and anonymous investigation.

The media has reached out to the baby, who chooses to remain anonymous. According to media investigators, the baby, in his first words, has anonymously endorsed Biden for president.

Republicans have denied the allegations, calling them "stupid" and "ridiculous" and saying they're 95% sure Trump would never do anything like that.

 

 
 
 
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1 minute ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Woolie and Little Man love extra helpings of Trump shot in the morning...starts the day off right!!!!🤣

Techno Fog? Lmfao....

if they took 2 seconds to verify they would find it’s a troll piece.

 

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7 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

Lol whatever needs to be made up to deny Trump didn’t do what was claimed. Must be the over 5000 club for you eh snake....woolie must be close.

Yes, the amazing kreskins that defend trump knew almost a full year ahead of time when this was obtained that the atlantic was going to come out with that story. What a coincidence. 

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9 hours ago, Stephen Hawking said:

Yes, the amazing kreskins that defend trump knew almost a full year ahead of time when this was obtained that the atlantic was going to come out with that story. What a coincidence. 

How about I post some Trump videos Stevie of him insulting veterans, their families and POW’s publicly?..Ya think he insulted others in private? Naaah never happen eh Stevie?

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4 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

How about I post some Trump videos Stevie of him insulting veterans, their families and POW’s publicly?..Ya think he insulted others in private? Naaah never happen eh Stevie?

So is what Snake posted fake or not? 

Stop deflecting. 

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24 minutes ago, Mainecat said:

How about I post some Trump videos Stevie of him insulting veterans, their families and POW’s publicly?..Ya think he insulted others in private? Naaah never happen eh Stevie?

LOL you're still going on with this..... at this point  I could care less if he said it or not. ,He says a lot of stuff off the cuff ....that's part of his appeal.

 The important thing that reveals his true feelings are his actions and he's done far more for vets than previous presidents.. .....but go ahead and keep crying over hearsay words.

 

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4 hours ago, Mainecat said:

How about I post some Trump videos Stevie of him insulting veterans, their families and POW’s publicly?..Ya think he insulted others in private? Naaah never happen eh Stevie?

Yes you should 

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MC, Snacks and Spin get owned large.

Never seen such a gullible, fake news absorbing sheep like you 3. Morons. :news:

 

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6 hours ago, irv said:

MC, Snacks and Spin get owned large.

Never seen such a gullible, fake news absorbing sheep like you 3. Morons. :news:

 

Getting a lot of mileage out of that video ‘eh Irv.....Good to know there is a Canadian Chapter of The Cult...you should be proud.🤣

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1 hour ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Getting a lot of mileage out of that video ‘eh Irv.....Good to know there is a Canadian Chapter of The Cult...you should be proud.🤣

Says the guy who keeps posting the same Trump gif a half dozen times smh.  

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1 hour ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Getting a lot of mileage out of that video ‘eh Irv.....Good to know there is a Canadian Chapter of The Cult...you should be proud.🤣

And what of the other Canadians you agree with endlessly?

Are you the Michigan chapter of the Canadians for a Socialist America?

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