Anler Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Best coffee if there arent any other choices! Starbucks Voted Best Coffee If You're In The Middle Of A Deserted Wasteland And There Are No Other Options Within 1000 Miles October 10th, 2019 77.2kShares 59.7kSHARE 8kSHARE SHARE U.S.—A new poll found that Starbucks was consumers' favorite coffee, in the event that they're in the middle of a deserted wasteland and the only thing there is a Starbucks. A slim majority of those polled said they would prefer drinking Starbucks' burnt coffee and sickly sweet drinks to eating sand or crawling a thousand miles to a better coffee option, though a strong 32% said they'd bypass the Starbucks and simply waste away under the withering sun. "While normal human beings can't stand Starbucks, their preference for the brand grows exponentially when they are lost in the desert and have literally no other choices," said a researcher as he observed a test subject crawling through the desert whispering, "Water---please, need water..." The subject saw a Starbucks in the distance but decided instead to simply chew on some gravel. The researcher shook his head. "Another one for dying of thirst," he muttered as he made a checkmark on his clipboard. The study also found that the desire to drink Starbucks in the middle of the desert when you're dying of thirst decreases signficantly if there is any kind of sludge or mud nearby to drink instead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 16, 2019 Gold Member Share Posted October 16, 2019 Starbucks is fucking gross. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 It’s the best available coffee from a retailer. I always a dark roast pour over. Same price as the stuff from the brewer. It’s pretty good. Not as good as the Jaguar coffee I brew at home, but it works. Can’t stand convenience store coffee. Taste like watered down mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Member Kivalo Posted October 16, 2019 Gold Member Share Posted October 16, 2019 14 minutes ago, spin_dry said: It’s the best available coffee from a retailer. I always a dark roast pour over. Same price as the stuff from the brewer. It’s pretty good. Not as good as the Jaguar coffee I brew at home, but it works. Can’t stand convenience store coffee. Taste like watered down mud. Over-priced crap for pretentious twat waffles. Its no surprise you enjoy it. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kivalo said: Over-priced crap for pretentious twat waffles. Its no surprise you enjoy it. this^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kivalo said: Over-priced crap for pretentious twat waffles. Its no surprise you enjoy it. Just now, Anler said: this^^ X100......fucking swill at $7 a cup McDonalds coffee is 100x better 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, spin_dry said: It’s the best available coffee from a retailer. I always a dark roast pour over. Same price as the stuff from the brewer. It’s pretty good. Not as good as the Jaguar coffee I brew at home, but it works. Can’t stand convenience store coffee. Taste like watered down mud. Of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 minute ago, f7ben said: X100......fucking swill at $7 a cup McDonalds coffee is 100x better I actually like McD's coffee and its under $2! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f7ben Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Anler said: I actually like McD's coffee and its under $2! That's what we use at home now....its really good coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchy Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 McD’s is better. Poor Spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry ginger Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 (edited) to each their own. My wife's been hooked on the dunkin donuts coffee for years, my daughter hates it and will go Starbucks or one of the local coffee shops depending on whats around. I'd guess Starbucks is one of her bigger spends at college. We send her gift cards with her care packages. And a large coffee is like $2.50 so it's not outrageous it's the fancy drinks that run up the price. Edited October 16, 2019 by Angry ginger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, spin_dry said: It’s the best available coffee from a retailer. I always a dark roast pour over. Same price as the stuff from the brewer. It’s pretty good. Not as good as the Jaguar coffee I brew at home, but it works. Can’t stand convenience store coffee. Taste like watered down mud. I agree. There are over a hundred bean types, some are dark and oily some are light but still have a sticky texture when ground. i French press a lot now. Burnt coffee....lmao. Dunkin is the worst the beans are dryer than a popcorn fart. Try to grind some. had a tall dark roast this morning at Starbucks. A tall is a small $2.30 Edited October 16, 2019 by Mainecat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted October 16, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 16, 2019 Starbucks is for faggots with white Apple stickers on their Prius 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainecat Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Skidooski said: Starbucks is for faggots with white Apple stickers on their Prius You drink Coors Light right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Skidooski Posted October 16, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Mainecat said: You drink Coors Light right? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washedupmxer Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 How gay Very Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anler Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 no ur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Starbucks PC bullshit is enough for me. I’ve never been in one and never will. Faggot libs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Kivalo said: Over-priced crap for pretentious twat waffles. Its no surprise you enjoy it. $2.35 for a cup of Starbucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Mainecat said: I agree. There are over a hundred bean types, some are dark and oily some are light but still have a sticky texture when ground. i French press a lot now. Burnt coffee....lmao. Dunkin is the worst the beans are dryer than a popcorn fart. Try to grind some. had a tall dark roast this morning at Starbucks. A tall is a small $2.30 It’s pretty inexpensive. I’d rather not drink anything that I didn’t brew at home. But if I’m on the road it’s either Starbucks, caribou, or Dunn brothers. I’ll go without otherwise. There’s actually over 3000 different types of coffee. All originate from Ethiopia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchy Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Imagine the High Horse Bros. snubbing their noses at regular Joes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washedupmxer Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Gotta green tea with honey and lemon for 2.35 at bigby this afternoon Delish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted October 16, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 16, 2019 Ive smoked crack rocks that didn't get me as high as a starbucks coffee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Just now, steve from amherst said: Ive smoked crack rocks that didn't get me as high as a starbucks coffee. Starbucks is very low in caffeine. Especially the dark roast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted October 16, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted October 16, 2019 Just now, spin_dry said: Starbucks is very low in caffeine. Especially the dark roast. Maybe , but I was fucking zinging off it the one time I had it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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